Me going to real estate be like:
sales person: Good morning sir, how may I be of assistance to you?
me: I’d like to buy a house not too big not too small. Can I see the house first?
sales person: of course, we can go right away.. here’s a house no.1 with 2 bed rooms, kitchen and a bathroom.
me: now.. is this house male or female? I don’t wanna be inside a male.