Me, page 12, edge of my seat: This girl really about to spill it. There's no way she's actually gonna tell her, she'll switch it up last second for sure. *quickly rereads dream chapter to remind myself of what's at stake here* *horrific, strangled noises of gay delight escape my mouth* mmmMMMM y'all that is some GOOD SHIT, I am here for this, I live for this.
Me, page 13, thrashing about: SHE DID IT. THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TOLD HER. SHE'S EITHER THE DUMBEST PERSON ALIVE OR THE SMARTEST. *checks how many pages are left* I AM ABOUT TO PERISH, I WON'T MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHAPTER. I BEQUEATH ALL MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS TO HAMURO-SAN, SORRY IT'S NOT MUCH.
Me, page 19, on the floor: wow. um. wow. this is........ good. so.. Good. this is, i need to- uh, wow. it's happening. they're gonna. wow.woww *unintelligible*