Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 26 - SCP-1545

[MangaDex]

 

[AbuHajaar]

Too many of the goofier SCPs imo

 

[SymmbolZ]

huh... maybe they saw our thread about what is safe or euclid and tried to explain it to others as well???
you because of the fuss thats goin`on

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

"You do realize he's dead right?"
"No Sir,he's just taking a nap"

 

[Soleilsky]

When the costume wears you...

 

[Demomanowar]

"The box test was introduced when series II began so a lot of series I does not follow it"
In other words, it's bullshit intended to override the original intent and should be disregarded. Keter is apocalyptic menace, safe is no grave consequences possible even counting a breach of containment. I'm not sure why anyone would want to contest this, but they sure have a low opinion of the original SCPs.

 

[Xascoria]

@demomanowar

The box test was introduced by the wiki admins who started SCP, basically the same writers who wrote series I

The classes were just very roughly defined back then until a more systematic way was introduced

Idk what you are thinking but no, no one's doing any disrespecting because they are literally the one who wrote series I

 

[Victormg]

This is just too weird. Should be a J-class scp

 

[Serapheid]

Hmm... this somehow reminds me of the Phoenix guy in Onepunch-man...

 

[welcome2atlantis]

It sucks to be a Class D personnel.

 

[roetheboat]

So, we know dead bodies can’t work in the costume. What about putting animals in it? Would two gorillas be able to cause it to function, or does it need to be humans? What about people in a coma? What level of sapience do you need to have for the costume to work?

 

[roetheboat]

Okay, it gets even BETTER. I decided to look this SCP up on the wiki because of the questions I had, and I came across this gem of an SCP that was connected.

SCP-1296 is the phone number for the “Dial-Llama” rental/purchase service. When you call the number, you get a sales associate who won’t answer any questions you have and will only ask you what llama you want.
When you order the llama, an old car that has been slightly modified with a luggage carrier on top and decals on the side with contact information will show up at your location. It carries the llamas on its roof.
You can get any kind of llama from it, including the Dali Lama and the Larry the Loving Llama suit.

 

[AgentKuga]

so i also checked out SCP-1296, and seems like they ordered a "lama", so they got a Buddhist monk.

 

[maximuffin2]

When we getting back to the horror ones?

 

[Doomroar]

@Demomanowar well is not like Series I doesn't has a good load of steaming bullshit, the whole fiasco with Mobile Task Force Omega 7 that tried to make a killer squad made of skips financed by the US military is proof of that, and if i had died there but now with the recent project Resurrection that keeps trying to bring back a bad idea, you have to admit that there are things that should just be sealed away and forgotten, like the old classification system.

 

[SunSun]

The suit brainwashes you into acting like a character, and doesnt stop till you die.

Imagine you didn't know what it was and put it in for kicks.

Unless foundation personnel are nearby, youre struck inside unless someone pulls you out or until you die.

It's not an SCP that's obviously dangerous. It doesnt leave a scene of destruction. Anyone could put it on if it wasnt locked up and dance until they die.

That's fucking horrorfiying.

 

[princeofcups]

Has anyone put a real llama in the llama suit?

 

[Pooky2011]

Horrifying in its own right

 

[PramTheOracle]

How is a suit that forces you to dance until you DIE unless you get pulled out of it not horror

 

[littlebitcray]

I'd rather do the pacer test than wear this llama costume torture device.