Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 37 - SCP-294

[Kisato]

Here

 

[Ruduen]

For those interested in Dr. King, here's the piece from the personnel dossiers:

Dr. Everett King: One of the Foundation's most experienced mathematicians, Doctor King's reputation has nevertheless been overtaken by his testing record involving unusual results. Despite this, he regularly contributes to internal Foundation intellectual periodicals.

Dr. King's testing must be heavily supervised, due to the presence of apple seeds that seem to be increasing exponentially in intensity. Intensive observation indicates Dr. King is irritated by his seemingly inherit effect.

A link to SCP-216 is provided, in which Dr. King is a tester. So yes, Dr. King has issues.

 

[maximuffin2]

Bone hurting juice

 

[Kevin7557]

If someone else orders a cup of joe does he continue to suffer?

 

[Mavado]

How is this not considered "Safe" by the Foundations standards? There's no hint that anything happens if no one interacts with it.

 

[goodknife]

As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own.

@Mavado this one is sentient

 

[BaGamman]

This SCP can be played at on SCP-Containment Breach.

 

[Cypher27]

@Mavado if you din't put money, it stays inert.

The machine will get the fluids of the closest Joe around. It's quite literal.

One of the test logs of the iterdimensional jumper does indicate that Dr. King does come from the apple dimension, where everything is apple trees and all habitants are Dr King. Kinda trip.

 

[The_Man_Saw_a_Plan]

They seem to be on to your apple fetish, Dr. King. Play it cool.

 

[chad98]

Request: "McDonald's Ice Cream."

Output: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRO-

Results: SCP-294 breaks.

SCP-294 The Coffee Machine

Object Class : Neutralize​

 

[Pooky2011]

Oh yeah. One of my favorite item SPCs as well as one of my favorite SPCs in general. As a coffee and tea drinker i need this machine in life

 

[suo-minona]

This and the refiner machine are the two things I'd like brought to our reality outta the SCP universe.

 

[Matchasa]

They forgot to conduct a test with "A cup that give you a super power"

 

[finnikarma2431]

Glad Cassy's doing ok

 

[PramTheOracle]

Aww they remembered Cassy and got her something

Also LMAO Dr. King and Apple seeds.

One of my favorite SCPs due to the sheer amount of stuff it produces

 

[Dragorage]

If anyone still looks at these comments can they tell me what “the perfect drink” is? Or is it a reference to something?

 

[sylvacoer]

Kudos to the person who was thoughtful to Cassy.

 

[littlebitcray]

that's a plus for my girl Cassy!

 

[Harper]

Now if anyone at the Foundation thought "A drink to make cassy real"

 

[Sacul2551]

Cassy best girl