Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 49 - SCP-971

[Zael]

Nobody traced the payments?!

 

[HighStream]

@Sylveran They're finger Ling-Ling good.

 

[Hadski]

And it's still safe category...

 

[Memi]

I wonder if a batch of old humans survived and they trade with new humans using SCPs like this.

 

[whatisluv]

@hadski It wont do anything in containment so it classified as safe
thats also why you need clearance from lvl 4, were it not using EEC materials bet they would place it in break room

also wheres my girl 105

 

[LayZzz]

I wonder if were going to see Scp-899?

 

[Syapaaye]

SCP-000-J

Same energy

 

[Shakur]

Fries and drinks are not from any strange source ?
And using D-class is way easier than use tests

 

[Phuocphuc46]

Not the pandas!

 

[gouder]

This sounds like a more ethical way of generating meat. Unless the animal is permanently harmed in some other ways other than weight loss. Probably doesn't scale well tho

 

[chad98]

@GriseousGrime considering they get their D-Personnel from pretty much anywhere it doesnt surprise me a cannibal is on their list.

 

[Doomer]

@reinrein yea but compared to all the other shit they have this seems very tame, it takes some meat from exotic animals, that's it.

 

[SigmaCheetah]

Nooooo leave the cheetahs alone!!!

 

[Kampfarsch]

exotic

 

[scripted]

"Exotic" indeed

 

[Meridis]

oh, every now and again I forget what the D-class is. Nice little reminder here.

 

[00nowhereman]

if only D-class clothes colored orange

 

[goodknife]

food problem solved (if we don't order anything contain meat)

 

[KazumiSangaku]

@gouder I'm pretty sure that losing a chunk of meat can't be healed unless you're a namekian.

 

[Ponkadelic]

of all the SCPs I've read this is the only one that made me give an audible 'nooooo'