Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 50 - SCP-3092

[Emerfirek]

@Pnutz
Lol, thanks! Cheers!

 

[Werebearguy]

Not all SCPs have to be violent murder machines. A lot of them are pretty awful, like the homestuck planet garbage, but nonsensical ones that don't take themselves too serious like this are fun. I'd give them a few plushies under the table to bolster their numbers when not allowed to do so. Worth the [REDACTED] I'd get as a result.

 

[Kisato]

Edit:
@Xascoria pretty sure the "sorry to keep you waiting is this"

 

[Metalking1417]

Honestly, these are borderline Keter under the locked box rules.

 

[Aldis]

Kinda cute >w<

 

[Veruschka]

Its cute

i believe there will be some disturbing keter shit

 

[ampnaman]

This SCP's more playful than malicious apparently.
A breath of fresh air compared to all those murderously destructive and evil SCPs overpopulating the labs.

 

[depzdai]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[hidayato]

what took you so long boss?

 

[azunyaan]

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

 

[JaneJeon]

awww that's actually really cute

 

[Sh512]

Metal Gear Gorilla

 

[Varler]

These seem obnoxious but not that bad. Lol.

 

[arirnarukami]

why are we still here? just to suffer?

 

[usagiaddict]

meme warfare is real

 

[Muklas]

These fellas are cool.

 

[Random_Passer-by]

The most satisfactory SCP I've read in quite a while. Where do I apply to play with help contain them?

Oh, and also:

 

[oblueknighto]

Damn. These guys are so cool. Very wholesome and very cute gorillas.

 

[Doomer]

they're just like little kids, kinda mean to separate them into different rooms to be all alone for ever. at least let them have 1 buddy in there with them.

 

[OrionStarless]

Wait, hold on, these guys are just really cute.