@xninja I thinks its notable to mention that due to the excessive length of the ongoing experiment, reasonable flavors have likely disappeared. There seem to be no repeats. Examples: "That Shoe You Always Liked" and "God's Wrath"
This isn't to say the experiment is any better, I'm pretty sure the point of the original article is that these three are attempting to do science, but they're really bad at it, despite the good intentions towards the Foundation. The very conclusion is that these three have done absolutely nothing to help, despite that being the reason they're here in the first place. (There's also the fact that they showed up directly after a successful raid on the Serpent's Hand that had several artifacts brought back to Area-37, the three noted in screening being a loom, an enamel needle, and a glass eye.)