It's true though. If you're gonna off yourself go do it in a forest somewhere. And leave a note. None of that disappearing shit. And don't make a mess of the train tracks! People got places to go. Not to mention, don't be a retard and get yourself hospitalized by failing- that's just a waste of our tax dollars on your worthless ass. Here's a few more concrete tips:
[ul]Stabbing yourself is dumb, since you can survive dozens of stab wounds.
If you're going to slit your wrists, remember it's down the road and not across the street, and make sure you go deep enough.
If you're going by hanging, make sure your feet don't reach anywhere, the rope's sturdy and it's fastened to something that can support your body weight.
If you're jumping, make sure the impact point is at least 50 meters below, and do it off a bridge since if you do it in the city the police will have to block off the area.
If you're gonna overdose, look up the lethal dosage on Wikipedia first and take an amount way above that. And make sure it's a lethal overdose- not everything will kill you.
Don't jump into a tiger cage at the zoo since they'll put down the poor animal after it's done with you. [/ul]