>Be an Uber driver
>Some imposing lady in the back wants me to drive as fast as possible to meet up with her daughter
>When she gets there, she tells me to throw leaves in the air behind her as she makes a dramatic entrance
>Try to tell her, "No, lady, I'm just a dri-"
>Shoves a 10,000 yen bill in my face
>Comply with the crazy lady's request
>Why did she even have a bunch of leaves with her...?
I swear she better leave me a 5 star rating...