Man, imagine being such a wimp, yet your adorable childhood friend confesses to you and becomes your girlfriend (even though you did nothing), some crazy, beautiful bitch appears at random moments and jerks you off, your onee-san of a cousin gives you a blowie and a private show of her private parts.
Dude's winning at life so much while doing absolutely nothing.
It should have been me, not him! It's not fair!
Story time: I had a hot-as-the-sun older cousin, and of course I had the biggest crush on her. Also of course it never went anywhere. Fast forward 20 years, she's now married and weighs over 100kg.
I'm still single, though.