Please don't do it. We care about you. Your life still matters.

[xXPenisXx]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| GENKI TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） HIT ME WITH ALL YOUR GENKI!!

IF U WERE DEPRESSED KYOU, I WOULD
RIDE TO YOUR UE TO KOROSU YOUR KANASHIMI

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ GENKI DASHITE
`---___________----_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

 

[Xnot]

?➰?

 

[kah0922]

delet this

 

[SadaoMaou]

??

 

[November]

This made me kill myself thanks

 

[Frenzy07]

Is this another way to be isekai'd?

 

[Naimi]

uhhh...whut?

 

[NZPIEFACE]

nani the fuck even.

i think we found our shitposter of the year

 

[SloWolfe]

That's enough of the forums today.

 

[nodamnbrakes]

Still waitin’ on the professor to take this fuckin’ key out my fuckin ’back,

 

[Choco_Pudding]

At first I couldn't tell if this was shitposting or serious, which was kind of scary, but looking at OP's username answered the question.

 

[CyanHide]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| FUCK TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） OH GOD NO!!!!

IF U WERE OK, I WOULD
RUN YOU OVER AND FUCK UP
THE GOOD THINGS YOU LOVED

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ FUCK DA SHIT 9000
`---___________----_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

I HATE HARD
I HATE LONG
YOU DIE SOON

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| SMT CRMNL | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） <-- Annie

ANNIE, ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK, ANNIE?

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ TRY TO MOONWALK FROM THIS
`---___________----_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

BANG BANG
ANNIE CRAWLED
IT'S WASN'T EFFECTIVE

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Suicide Hotline thread?

 

[421cookies]

Do your best beam!

 

[Houdini]

Yes! This thread can bring my full suicidal powers to life, thanks very cool!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| LEWD LOLICE | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） <-- Youwu

YOU LEWD A LOLI?
I DON'T CARE, I LIKE YOUR PANTS!
​X3 NUZZLES! POUNCES ON YOU UWU YOU SO WARM

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ YOUR SMALL LOLI TIDDIES UWU
`---___________----_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

NUZZLES YO' NECKY WECKY-TILDE MURR-TILDE HEHE
POMF POMF MY KIMOCHII THEN RUB MY BELLY AND CALL ME DADDY
YEEF MY BEEFY MEAT UNTIL ALL MY SPERMY GO YEET

 

[CyanHide]

YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| FUCK TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） <-- YOU

DUMB
DEPRESSED
DOOMED

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ TRY TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS
`---___________----_____] = = = = =*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//


Ya fuggin fag

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I TRULY HOPE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| @xXPenisXx | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（^Д^⊂⌒） <-- YOU

ARE
PROUD
OF

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ THE MONSTER YOU CREATED
`---___________----_____] = = = = =*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

UWU

 

[ItsQuote]

when i came into this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcdhZT7rzUw

as i'm leaving: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQryRbUpL5k