Please don't do it. We care about you. Your life still matters.

[JJred2]

_
||\ ____________________
/ THE REASON YOU LOVE HER
/___________----_____]------
/_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
), ---.( (( ) /
// (..) ), ----"
//___//
//___//
//___//

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

_
||\ ____________________
/ IS 20 INCH PEEPEE YEAH!
/___________----_____]------
/_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
), ---.( (( ) /
// (..) ), ----"
//___//
//___//
//___//

 

[xXPenisXx]

　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⊃
　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　　（´Д｀ ） 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　／　　　＼　＜You're all going to hell
　　　　　　　 　　｜｜　　｜｜ 　＼For thread necromancy
　　　　　　　 　　｜｜　　｜｜　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　＿＿　／／＿ ／／＿＿＿
　　　　／　　／／　　／／　　　　　 ／
　　　／　　　￣　　 　￣　　　　　 ／／
　　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||　 ||
　　 ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|| 　||
　　 ||　　　 St. Peter's Gate　 || ||
　　 ||　　　　　　　　　　　　　||

 

[CyanHide]

@xXPenisXx

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ IT IS TOO LATE YOU HERETICAL WEEBS
`---___________----_____] = = = = =*:･ﾟ✧
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

That’s not even the real Saint Peter...

 

[LowSanity]

@xXPenisXx "...thread necromancy"? More like thread

 

[PIPSON2]

Please don't do it. We care about you. Your life still matters
the mountain are high
the sun is warm
the people are waiting
and u wait for caring

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Please do don't it. We caren't about you. Ur life still mattered
the mountainn't are high
the sun isn't warm
the people are wailing
and u wait for calling

 

[PIPSON2]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN
dmn thats depressing

heres another one
misery starts
sadness rages
stress roars
thats hw i feel when u hv gone

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Here's none other one
Scenery starts
Safeness ranges
Sees rest
That's where I feel you belong

 

[LowSanity]

It's shit but i will type it anyway.


Kill yourself, kill yourself
Nobody likes you anyway
Shoot yourself in the head
And blow it in half la la la

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Please don't do it. We (don't) care about you. Your life still doesn't matter
the mountain are high (jump)
the sun is warm (death by sunburn?)
the people are waiting (for you to die)
and u wait for caring (until you're nothing but bones)

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Third sentence is the same with or without the strike through, nice.

 

[PIPSON2]

smtimes i whistle
as sadness flows by
smtimes i smile
when anger intesifies

but i was expressionless
whn smone said i was a stupid jerk

 

[LowSanity]

One, two, a pig and a cow,
Three, four, leather shoes,
Five, six, a cup of tea,
Seven, eight, a poor old lady,
Nine, ten, a hot cake.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

A one then a two...
Sometimes I would whistle-
Cut the pigs then the cows too~
This sadness ain't a gristle~

A three then a four...
Sometimes I etch a smile-
Leather shoes up for decor~
Fit with their feet after rage~

A five then a six...
I sought my heart was still-
Final cup pre-crucifix~
Vile speech brings forth blood to spill~

A seven then an eight...
I feel bad for mother-
A nine then ten then chop~ chop~ chop~



Then made a cake to celebrate my death.

 

[LowSanity]

They come over here and they take all our land
They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil
Our children are leaving and we have no heads
We drink and we sing and we drink and we die

We have no heads, we have no heads

They come over here and they chop off our legs
They cut off our hands and put nails in our eyes
O'Grady is dead and O'Hanrahan's gone
We drink and we die and continue to drink

O'Hanrahan, no O'Hanrahan

They buried O'Neill down in Country Shillhame
The poor children crying a fe dee din de
Hin fle di din fle di din fle de din de
In hey bibble bibble hey bibble bibble hey fle bibble hey

O'Hanrahan, no O'Hanrahan

We drink and we sing and we drink and we sing, hey!
We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink, hey!
We drink and we fight and we bleed and we cry, hey!
We puke and we smoke and we drink and we die, hey!

 

[PIPSON2]

@LowSanity
tht was awsm imma gonna publish it? [can i .? pwease..]

chase those high dreams
grab a creamy ice cream
ur gonna reign

keep ur head straight
nvr make stress ur mate
be the victor over ur frey
u got that creamy icecream YAY

 

[LowSanity]

@PIPSON2 thanks for believing that random person on the interwebs is capable of this feat. It's some traditional irish song(don't remeber the name) so i have no idea if anyone have rights to it.
The Song

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Everyone's counting on me
To cheer them up, and give them
lots of energy
I hope that I can help them
study for their test
I'll work hard to support them
and always try my best

It's so much fun to
help out in the dormitory
And be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something
for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said
"what are we going to do on the bed?"
Oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
What's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
In my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
And play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
It's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
But please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
Ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
All day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
There's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
But what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

Spoiler

I kinda wanna read this again. If someone got the holy numbers please send them my way.

 

[LowSanity]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN i absolutely love it!