The readers are fed up... Akutsu-San's friends are fed up... now I think Akutsu-mama is gettin fed up with these two timid weirdoes! Maybe this will help move things along.
Maybe Akutsu-mama will sit them down and have that "chat" with them with visual aids "Now, you see how that guy is putting his winkie in the woman's hoochie-koochie? Are you taking notes? Is this too complicated for you?" X-D