Quick Question: What do you think is the threshold of being a newbie?

[yogurtman250]

I'm just curious about what you think of it. Maybe I'll use the results for something else one day, who knows.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

you're a newbie if you've been around for less than half of the site's lifespan

 

[Blocky_Mudkip]

It's a vibe

 

[BakedBanana]

If you can't name off all the members of the GFG, you are probably too new. Also if you haven't read the obligatory manga.

Touhou - Dairei Jigoku (Doujinshi)

 

[undeed]

how about this:
you're no longer a newbie if you survive the purge,
so everyone new here after the last purge is a newbie until the next purge.
So be happy if you're one of them.

 

[Data_Gold]

Do you remeber v3? ૮o.o ა If yes, then you're not a newbie ૮ .ᆺ. ა

 

[Angry_Panda]

No longer a newbie if your PFP has been changed from the default, and you have done at least three of the following:

• returned following a ban
• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• received props from @Manko-sensei for your yuri reading list
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread and you responded 'pie'
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• rigged a contest (minimum participants: 10)
• placed in a contest you rigged (minimum participants: 2 - you get credit for being a ballsy bastard)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive) (additional point for top 5)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda
• engaged in a haiku duel with @EOTFOFYL
• witnessed a nuke of a member by a mod (suggested by @Bartolumiu - IYKYK)

(edited to add 'no default PFP', 'additional point for top 5 leaderboard position', and 'haiku duel')
(edit 2 to add 'witnessed a nuke')

 

[yogurtman250]

No longer a newbie if at least three of the following:

• returned following a ban
• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• received props from @Manko-sensei for your yuri reading list
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread and you responded 'pie'
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• rigged a contest (minimum participants: 10)
• placed in a contest you rigged (minimum participants: 2 - you get credit for being a ballsy bastard)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda

Well great, now I'm going to unconsciously try to do these stuff. Yay...

 

[fungifordinner]

tbh I feel like at least ur less of a newbie than me if that makes u feel any better

 

[yogurtman250]

tbh I feel like at least ur less of a newbie than me if that makes u feel any better

I wonder why? please tell me

 

[fungifordinner]

I wonder why? please tell me

I think it’s just because that im basically a lurker and rarely post…

but anyone whos a dex Chan lover isnt a newbie my opinion

 

[yogurtman250]

I think it’s just because that im basically a lurker and rarely post…

but anyone whos a dex Chan lover isnt a newbie my opinion

I mean compared to the regulars, I think we still count as such.

 

[girlrotting]

i think you're a newbie if you don't have a brand upon your upper chest that oozes a dark, sticky ichor during the new moon. the fluid stains your clothes and smells like burnt plastic. you cannot close the wound. it whimpers when magnets are placed near it.

 

[yogurtman250]

i think you're a newbie if you don't have a brand upon your upper chest that oozes a dark, sticky ichor during the new moon. the fluid stains your clothes and smells like burnt plastic. you cannot close the wound. it whimpers when magnets are placed near it.

Honestly, I thought you would get a number engraved into your eyes once you become a regular. I guess not then.

 

[Angry_Panda]

i think you're a newbie if you don't have a brand upon your upper chest that oozes a dark, sticky ichor during the new moon. the fluid stains your clothes and smells like burnt plastic. you cannot close the wound. it whimpers when magnets are placed near it.

Honestly, I thought you would get a number engraved into your eyes once you become a regular. I guess not then.

I think you guys have MD confused with Reddit.

 

[yogurtman250]

I think you guys have MD confused with Reddit.

I mean yeah, judging how we can still feel sunlight without any important problems.
I mean, for all I know, you could be part of the Twelve Kizuki of the Weeaboo Demons. I trust you though.

 

[Itsukimoto]

Where's the option for eternity-nya

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Slaying your Rival in a duel, of course.

 

[BakedBanana]

No longer a newbie if at least three of the following:

• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway)
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5)
• received a positive reaction of any kind from @Hikineet (seriously, this does happen)
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• found your way onto any of the four full length leaderboards (one of those is really impressive)
• had an exchange with @pandascepter
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• paged @HelperHand to respond to a post on @MangaDex's account
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)
• have been told to go to sleep by @Angry_Panda

I got 11 points in total, I think that's the new high score!

Hyakumanjou Labyrinth chapter 23

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

No longer a newbie if at least three of the following:

• appeared in at least two @BakedBanana images (your PFP, anyway) (The default appreciation posts count here)
• started a thread that has hit 100 posts
• did an AMA thread
• placed in a contest (minimum participants: 5) Last place is still a place
• were the victim of a @Baronoflight strike fest [no longer attainable]
• claimed a post with a number ending in three or more zeroes
• made a Gal☆Cleaning! reference
• confused @DavidianMillerian (half credit - it's not hard)
• got at least six notifications from @athayanezant responses to a profile post (again, half credit)

8 points, still not bad