Quotes

[Greenfrost]

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

~ David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused

 

[blackyawgdom]

"Everything is better with Tentacles and Schoolgirls."

-Me.

 

[YumGumYum]

mods are fluffy unicorns

~ BzzBzz​

Protect and help them breed so they won't go extinct

~ YumGumYum​

 

[TwenyTwo]

"God is Dead" -(x)

 

[aloysiusks]

If its on the internet, it must be true - Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Nick_Asano]

Rest your mind. You won't have it for long.

 

[hazzack]

don't try that shit on me
-a certain someone before i tried that shit on him

 

[Teddy]

This is the genealogy of Jesus the Messiah the son of David, the son of Abraham:

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Abraham was the father of Isaac,
Isaac the father of Jacob,
Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers,
Judah the father of Perez and Zerah, whose mother was Tamar,
Perez the father of Hezron,
Hezron the father of Ram, Ram the father of Amminadab,
Amminadab the father of Nahshon,
Nahshon the father of Salmon,
Salmon the father of Boaz, whose mother was Rahab,
Boaz the father of Obed, whose mother was Ruth,
Obed the father of Jesse,
and Jesse the father of King David.
David was the father of Solomon, whose mother had been Uriah’s wife,
Solomon the father of Rehoboam,
Rehoboam the father of Abijah,
Abijah the father of Asa,
Asa the father of Jehoshaphat,
Jehoshaphat the father of Jehoram,
Jehoram the father of Uzziah,
Uzziah the father of Jotham,
Jotham the father of Ahaz,
Ahaz the father of Hezekiah,
Hezekiah the father of Manasseh,
Manasseh the father of Amon,
Amon the father of Josiah,
and Josiah the father of Jeconiah and his brothers at the time of the exile to Babylon.
After the exile to Babylon:
Jeconiah was the father of Shealtiel,
Shealtiel the father of Zerubbabel,
Zerubbabel the father of Abihud,
Abihud the father of Eliakim,
Eliakim the father of Azor,
Azor the father of Zadok,
Zadok the father of Akim,
Akim the father of Elihud,
Elihud the father of Eleazar,
Eleazar the father of Matthan,
Matthan the father of Jacob,
and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
Thus there were fourteen generations in all from Abraham to David, fourteen from David to the exile to Babylon, and fourteen from the exile to the Messiah.
Matthew 1:1‭-‬17 NIV

 

[BroederTrapist]

[i]WARNING : This spoiler contains a secret about fan service[/i]

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A panty shot isn't really about the panty, but about having a sneak peek at the curvy area it contains.

~ random heterosexual guy

 

[Kaizeel]

Quoting yourself is cringe.

- Kaizeel

 

[aloysiusks]

These hoes ain't loyal - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

 

[TwenyTwo]

"Happiness comes from loving someone" - doujins fmc

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[BroederTrapist]

 

[BroederTrapist]

There are two types of people in the world:
The kind that believe that people can be categorized into one of two groups, and the kind that don't.

~ (X)

 

[BroederTrapist]

You wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first

~ Eric Cartman

 

[Tamerlane]

@TwenyTwo

Here's the full quote. It's Nietzsche

THE MADMAN----Have you not heard of that madman who lit a lantern in the bright morning hours, ran to the market place, and cried incessantly: "I seek God! I seek God!"---As many of those who did not believe in God were standing around just then, he provoked much laughter. Has he got lost? asked one. Did he lose his way like a child? asked another. Or is he hiding? Is he afraid of us? Has he gone on a voyage? emigrated?---Thus they yelled and laughed

The madman jumped into their midst and pierced them with his eyes. "Whither is God?" he cried; "I will tell you. We have killed him---you and I. All of us are his murderers. But how did we do this? How could we drink up the sea? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon? What were we doing when we unchained this earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving? Away from all suns? Are we not plunging continually? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there still any up or down? Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is not night continually closing in on us? Do we not need to light lanterns in the morning? Do we hear nothing as yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying God? Do we smell nothing as yet of the divine decomposition? Gods, too, decompose. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.

"How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? There has never been a greater deed; and whoever is born after us---for the sake of this deed he will belong to a higher history than all history hitherto."

Here the madman fell silent and looked again at his listeners; and they, too, were silent and stared at him in astonishment. At last he threw his lantern on the ground, and it broke into pieces and went out. "I have come too early," he said then; "my time is not yet. This tremendous event is still on its way, still wandering; it has not yet reached the ears of men. Lightning and thunder require time; the light of the stars requires time; deeds, though done, still require time to be seen and heard. This deed is still more distant from them than most distant stars---and yet they have done it themselves.

It has been related further that on the same day the madman forced his way into several churches and there struck up his requiem aeternam deo. Led out and called to account, he is said always to have replied nothing but: "What after all are these churches now if they are not the tombs and sepulchers of God?"
Source: Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science (1882, 1887) para. 125; Walter Kaufmann ed. (New York: Vintage, 1974), pp.181-82.]

 

[BroederTrapist]

Humanity takes itsewf too sewiouswy. Iwt ihs the wowwd's owiginaw sin.

~ Oscaw Wiwde UwU

 

[TwenyTwo]

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[EOTFOFYL]

 

[aloysiusks]

Kono Dio da! - Diogenes