Day 5
Today's theme is regret
[Future
@Data_Gold here, I'll chime in a couple of times when past me forgets to say something. Here I am to mention that throughout this entire rant,
I forgot to say the manga's name. Today I'm reading
Tou no Kanri o Shite Miyou. And I hate it.]
[Future future
@Data_Gold here, this post has no kaomoji's in it, not because I forgot, but my emotions cannot be put into any of the kaomoji's I have]
I decided, since our resident bad roll haver got banned, I wouldn't skip the ero-loli-isekai series, so this thread can have pain in it
I knew I would regret this decision... I just didn't think it would be on page 2. As of writing this sentience, I am on page 20 of 40 of ch:1. I want to stop. This opening fucking sucks. The MC is generic virgin self insert trash, and has already been given 2 woman, for no reason but because 2 other women liked the MC. Those 2 other women
also had no reason to like the MC. One of those other women also gives the MC a magic eye.
[future
@Data_Gold here to chime in, I forgot to explain that the MC died, got summed to some pseudo limbo bs where the other 2 women reside, and they use magic to send MC to the actual isekai world after MC was in the limbo world for a week]
And of course, the 2 tots not slave women, are introduced by fighting each other over the MC which they have yet to meet.
Also, after meeting the MC, they say the MC has to choose which one will serve him, and which one will he leave behind.
The MC just says he will take them both and it's just accepted.
Why the fuck was that even brought up then???
Then the 2 girls fight each other in combat to decide who is going to stay with the MC to find a place to stay, and I guess the other one just wonders about?? doing fuck all?? this plot point is immediately dropped as the girl that won sets up a camp with the MC and the girl that lost finds a fucking dragon to act as transportation.
The MC names the dragon after the noise it makes.
<End of Chapter 1>
<Chapter 2>
While milling about, the MC's magic eye does some bullshit and the MC goes back to the limbo world.
The woman that gave the MC the eye gets mad at the MC for not using the eye right
The woman that gave the MC the eye never explained how the eye worked
on purpose stating that the MC will have to learn when she sent him to the isekai world
Also, turns out she's a goddess. And she taught the MC how to use divine power???
And she never said that the MC wouldn't be able to use all of it because his body isn't used to it AFTER HE RETURNS TO THE LIMBO WORLD??????? AND HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE IT???????? FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T GIVE A CHILD A GUN, NOT TELL THEM WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT WORKS AND THEN GET MAD WHEN THEY SHOOT THEMSELF
Also, the eye is just the fucking analyze every isekai MC gets
Oh my god both the MC and two girls are fucking idiots. "Why do you have "<MC's name>'s follower's"?
Oh I don't know, maybe because they were MADE TO FUCKING SERVE YOU?? But
no, it's because MC gave them names. MC named them after their hair color.
15 pages of a 41 page chapter btw.
we're not even fucking halfway
Oh boy, it's the generic rescue the caravan troupe
they don't even show the fight, just smash cut to "Oh, apparently she was able to handle it"
Also, MC asks if the girls can hide their wings for no fucking reason
[Future
@Data_Gold here, I forgot to mention the 2 girls have wings, their not angles though, even though they both have 6 wings, their of their own special race.]
Also, after one of the girls solo saves the caravan, the MC and 2nd girl come out of the bushes to talk,
and some random warrior dude just tries to merk them
"Is he watching me? It looks like he has a resolute spirit." <- what the fuck does this mean????
Also, for saving this merchant caravan, MC asks that they buy some materials from him without asking questions
WHY??? YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MATERIALS
Turns out warrior dude was the caravan's guard leader.
why is he just attacking random people???
Also, turns out the random bear the girls killed in the beginning is worth a fuck tone of money
because of course it is
2 girls try to fuck the MC, MC is generic isekai virgin
Oh boy it's another generic adventurer's guild
as always, quests are ranked between doesn't matter and bullshit
MC is given the lowest rank for fuck no reason, so place your bets! is the first quest gonna be killing rabbits? killing wolves? getting what should be a core part of the economy but is instead just a random job given to any who apply regardless of skill? guess now~!
shout out to actually mentioning the fact that if you bring a large amount of something to sell, it's price will go down
the 2 Girls try to fuck the MC again, but the MC is a fucking spineless virgin
<End of Chapter 2>
<Chapter 3>
So did you all place bets? well it turns out it doesn't fucking matter! 2 week time skip baby!
MC learns that this isekai's gimmick is giant fuck off towers that you get to own once you conquer it and MC decides his goal is to conquer the biggest one
They then proceed to conquer the biggest tower
After conquering the tower, MC asks if he should conquer the tower
BTW flat earth theory is real in this isekai's world. It's not at all relevant but there is nothing else to write here
<End of Chapter 3>
<Chapter 4>
With the MC now having control over the tower, the tower gives the MC a tutorial on how to use the tower, this too, is skipped
Unless you want to read a wall of text that is the MC's 'notes'. I don't
The MC could make anything to live in and he chooses a
fucking apartment
Random bullshit about the energy of the tower, it doesn't matter and makes no sense, and I don't care enough to try to understand it
Also, I just noticed, the two tots not angels are still hiding their wings, even though they're alone with the MC,
even though the MC never found out if their wings would be a problem. guys, I think the MC is just racist
Also, to get more bullshit power, you summon monsters, and then kill them, and for some reason it's a waste if the OP girls do it. So the MC outsources the problem to the adventurers guild
"But wouldn't those people need somewhere to live?"
why??? MC just said they have portal gate shit, AND WHY IS MC AGREEING???
AND WHY WOULD MC WASTE SO MUCH BULLSHIT POWER TO BUILD A TINY VILLAGE??? YOU JUST NEED AN INN!!
Apparently the angels are MC's familiars now
MC just decides to turn off the bullshit power collection from some floors to see what happens
MC now has the spine to fuck one of the angel girls. MC has had no growth in character. He just randomly jumps from a spineless virgin to this. Probably cheep horny bait
<End of Chapter 4 and Volume 1>
{~Intermission~ I recently got some honey smoked venison salami for cheap from the local butchers, and it tastes so fucking good, but I know I have to ration it, because I won't be able to get it as cheaply again, but it's enough to numb the pain I'm in}
<Chapter 5>
MC names a dog Hi
MC fuck other angel. Side note, why the fuck are they angels? they never show their wings, so it doesn't fucking matter.
I hate this manga
<End of Chapter 5>
<Chapter 6>
MC summons foxes
Two of the wolves the MC summoned died
MC has a threesome with the allegedly angels
Apparently A brick box generates mana and a tree generates 'holy power'
MC does unconsentually experiments on foxes
Elf dude is summoned to manage tree
<End of Chapter 6>
<Chapter 7>
Elf dude and one girl gets left alone
Elf dude asks girl why she's following the MC
Girl fucking crashes out, and when the elf dude tries to explain he doesn't understand why girl is following the MC,
that only pisses her off more for some fucking reason
Also her wings were briefly back, so it is just that the MC is racist and doesn't want to look at them
When's MC gonna start saying slurs?
common, make this interesting
Please
Please...
Also, apparently the other girl would've just straight up killed the elf
Also, apparently the MC can just know this now. Why
Vampire princess is summoned next, and immediately wants to kill the MC. Honestly, mood. I too wanted to kill the MC the moment I saw him. Sadly this gets shot down
Vampire princess also doesn't understand why the angels (allegedly) are following the MC. Instead of death threats, the angels make her drink some of MC's blood
The Vampire princess drinks some of MC's blood
and her fucking clothing explodes, this unironically took me several seconds to process
Vamp Prin now wants to fuck MC
<End of Chapter 7>
<Chapter 8>
Honestly, Elf dude is the only character I like, because he doesn't give a shit about the MC and is content to just grow a tree
I hate the knife eared fucks for making a konosuba reference. Get that overwhelmingly better isekai out of your trash mouth
MC touches tree and a fairy comes out
MC wants to go to elf village so more elves can come grow tree
MC wants to touch elf tree, elves don't want him to do that, but a random elf woman like MC for no reason and lets MC touch tree
MC touches elf tree and large fairy comes out, large fairy give MC knowledge (that isn't explained what it is) and said she will soon die as the tree will soon die. MC says, "but what if we cut off a branch and plant it?"
AND IT FUCKING WORKS AT KEEPING HER ALIVE
<End of Chapter 8>
<Chapter 9>
MC is back to acting like a virgin, this time around the vamp prin that clearly wants to fuck him
Also I think summoning just summons existing things and people, MC is a mass kidnapper
remember this? turns out it doesn't fucking matter, MC's dungeon just produces a fuck tone rare mats and it's all okay
One of the wolves is a 'white wolf' now, MC asks angel (allegedly) girl what that is, angel (allegedly) girl just says they live in snowy areas. fuck you
Apparently white wolves merked a fuck ton of elves
only two elves have a reaction to MC bringing a white wolf into the eleven settlement
apparently the white wolves are god
The unconsentualy fox experiments has lead to a fox with two tails
I could talk about the status card plot point, but its dull and stupid so I wont. I'll leave it to [Future
@Data_Gold] to explain it if it ever becomes relevant
there is a race of lolis now (for once they're not dwarves)
The angel (allegedly) girls desecrate a sacred garment
<End of Chapter 9 and Volume 2>
{~Intermission 2~ I planned from the start that I would read 3 volumes, and I regret it. the following volumes worth of stuff is just me skimming it}
<Chapter 10>
I've decide to not explain the shit card plot
this chapter is about the shit card plot
so
<End of Chapter 10>
<Chapter 11>
Generic trope bad adventurer group wants to fight MC
Angel (allegedly) girl folds them
I don't think MC has done anything in this series
<End of Chapter 11>
<Chapter 12>
Generic bad were rapists
MC is given 2 more women
<End of Capter 12>
<Chapter 13>
Generic bad had generic bakers, but that gets solved immediately
Apparently the world is called Asgard, I know that will have fucking nothing to do with the plot.
New girl gets told MC will "be a hard nut to crack" when it comes to wooing him
i know it's not going to be that in the fucking slightest
MC was wooed by the two random girls he was given at the start, basically immediately
<End of Chapter 13 and Volume 3>
And that marks the end of my reading
now
you might be wondering why I decided to read this <User has been banned for excessive profanity> manga
Well,
This manga,
IS FUCKING A 23 VOLUME SERIES, RATED 8/10 WITH 67,710 FOLLOWERS
