You know, if you are just going to run it through google translate, you could have at least the good sense to not put your name as proofreader and translator. Like we all know you did neither of these things, we can literally read it and see as such. And before you or anyone else say you did do these things, think twice. Because if you DID put effort into this, you'd be better off stopping now and going back to practicing your translations, cause you are seriously NOT ready to actually start doing this yet.