Review an anime correctly but wrongly

[crazybars]

Jormungand:

Guns bad. But this show is about shooting people.

 

[mememastter]

one punch man

The search for blast and the bald dude who he hired to cover his shifts

 

[Nojay]

Chobits: Loser picks up trashy girl, turns her on.

Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou: Lesbian robot bikers with guns roam a post-apocalyptic land.

Aria: Young girls are trained in public service in an Italian setting.

Gunslinger Girl: Young girls are trained in public service in an Italian setting.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Kekkaishi:

How to make a box and use it for working tools.

 

[Haikaka]

Devilman Crybaby: How to exchange one's articulations for superhuman physical prowess.

K-On! and sequels: The beautiful story of friends helping a girl having high-functioning autism play music.

Saint☆Oniisan (Movie): (Might be) a gay fanfic between two of the most famous heros of traditional litterature.

Yuru Camp△: Motorcycle travel themed anime.

Uchouten Kazoku: Everyone is messed up in the head, be it the cannibal, the sociopath, the traumatized boy or the frog (which is the wisest character of the series since it left this mess ahead of time).

Outbreak Company: A traitor to Japan seeks to end the monopoly of his country on otaku culture. Takes the opportunity to build a harem since it's coherent with the values he spreads.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

School-Live

The only story in this universe where the insane character is the normal one

 

[ejala]

Princess Jellyfish:
Drag queen makes boring lives better.
(Also applies to live action American film To Wong Fuu, Thanks For Everything, Love, Julie Newmar (Wesley Snipes in drag!), and the Aussie film/theater musical Priscilla Queen of the Desert.)

 

[athros]

*flex fingers*

Every single of Gundam's main series:
Kids and teenagers without parents supervision ends up badly.
Oh, with robots.

Mobile Suit Gundam
Slap is the best medicine for brats, and a drop of colony is an ingredient for a treaty.

Mobile Suit Gundam - CCA
Huge rock from space is the best medicine for humanity.

Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
The tutorial on how to make the strongest vegetable ever.

War In The Pocket
The tutorial on how to make the saddest hamburger ever.

The 08th MS Team
The shield memes are strong with this one. Also Aina.

0083: Stardust Memory
GATTTOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ
It's an anime which isn't an anime, bathed in 80's sense of fashion.

Mobile Suit Victory Gundam
Bikini, bodycount, and barely-teenage childrens. Will it blend?

Mobile Fighter G Gundam
Fights with skintight suits with tonnes of stereotypes that is not a Mortal Kombat. With robots.

Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
Space boyband going on a world tour. Main VFX show is self-detonated explosions.

After War Gundam X
Mad Max's relatively-way-subtler relative with robots.

Turn A Gundam
(not)Steampunk flavored (not)homecoming. Also the moustache. THE MOUSTACHE.

Mobile Suit Gundam SEED + SEED Destiny
Angsty teenagers with difficult circumstances, sometimes with plot armor.

Mobile Suit Gundam 00
Should've named this as Gundam DD for a lot of reasons.

Mobile Suit Gundam AGE
Revenge runs deep, but still not the best way to rear your children.

Reconguista in G
Not even the Wiki pages can explain it.

Iron-Blooded Orphans
Fujos (and Fudans) fave from the whole series.

Unicorn+NT
It's alive! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Fullmetal Alchemist

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRANSMUTATIONS ARE BAD!!! THE ONE ABOUT DOGS WILL SHOCK YOU TO YOUR CORE!!!!!

 

[CadianGuardian]

Akumetsu

If you want to kill yourself, DO IT WITH SUPREME CLASS

 

[sketches]

One Piece
"Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"
Full review at: https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY
Alternatively: The cake One Piece is a lie.

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Overcoming depression is more important than stopping the world from blowing up.

Naruto
Two boys struggle to understand and express their feelings to one another with such chemistry that sparks and fireworks fly between and around them whenever they meet. In the end, they tragically go back to the shadows of their closets and end up with ladies.

Bleach
Strawberries are good for the soul.

Gintama
The tragic epic of a bipolar man with golden balls.

FLCL
Let's-take-26-episodes-and-cram-them-into-6. Ashotagetsseducedbythreegalswhiletryingtoovercometheshadowofhisbrotherandgivesbirthmultipletimesthroughhisheadandetcetcetc.

Yu Yu Hakusho
Be careful, detective. Your finger guns will actually shoot bullets.

Dragon Ball Z
Manipulating the space-time continuum by constantly stretching 1 minute of used time to last 40 minutes of actual time.

Yu-Gi-Oh
It's time to overcome stuttering.

 

[SteamBaron]

Inazuma Eleven
Your team never loses if your GK has the hands of God

Puni Puni Poemi
Only the MC cares about Kobayashi

Kakegurui
Casino Night Zone High School

Blue seed
Doesn't have blue seeds

Sakura Wars
When your country doesn't have soldiers, you send waifus

 

[athros]

Clannad

Monkey-funky Ninjas doing Monday-to-Friday onion cutting competition. Frick them *sniffle*.

 

[ejala]

Ristorante Paradiso:
Ojii-megane is best megane.

Vinland Saga :
Not an accurate portrayal of the medieval Icelandic document. Some names kept for confusion with real life personages. Some names resemble those of real life personages because Viking names are typically so many variations on a few themes. Like "Thor(blank)."

Centaur no Nayami:
Did they really have to include the monster girl vagina comparison chapter?

Detroit Metal City:
Mild-mannered singer-songwriter struggles to find success in Tokyo.

 

[Teddy]

School Rumble:
A group of teenagers found out that in love triangles, quadrilaterals, pentagons, hexagons etc no one will end up happily ever after when one of the love interests is curry.

Baby Tutor Hitman Reborn:
Shady Baby leads Teenager into Mafia in an attempt to murder him more efficiently

Baka to Test:
Your academic ability determines your combat ability and material possessions

Shirokuma Cafe:
Bunch of animals has a woman in a Cafe.

Nisekoi:
Nobody falls in love with someone just because they're nice!!!

Conan:
Detective (who has a Shotacon childhood friend) teams up with legal loli to uncover types of alchol whilst herding innocent elementary students to murder scenes.

Liar Game:
Don't trust anyone, unless your special ability is to trust everyone

Wake up Girls:
Wake up! This is the entertainment industry!

Bakugon:
Children's balls explode giving birth to monsters

Legend of the last Air bender:
Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire. All the fire nations lived in Harmony until the Avatar attacked

Bananaya:
Cats are Bananas

Working!!!
Lolicon gets lured to work at a family restaurant where there's a loli, ex-delinquent, sword master, blondie, spy, runaway, Man hater and a perfectly normal girl.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Bakemonogatari:

Fantastic Beast and How to Solve Their Problems.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dr Stone

 

[Pepoman]

Yu Yu Hakusho

"The story of a dumbass who gets run over by a car and goes on magical adventures with a hot witch, a guy with dumb hair, an edgelord, and a gay botanist as he fights against dudes that take way too many steroids and dudes who try to corrupt people by getting them to watch secret porn video tapes. He ends up waking up one day with really bad hair and gets so annoyed by it that he fights a bunch of people and then loses and his hair goes back to normal and he goes home and bones his childhood friend" - A cool guy

 

[ejala]

Kogepan:
The depressing life of toast.

Shokupan Mimi:
Japan- "You thought we could only make one children's show about anthropomorphic bread? You were gravely mistaken. Bwah-ha-ha."

Nihon Animator Mihonichi:
ymmv

Higepiyo:
This chick is manlier than you'll ever be.

Oruchuban Ebichu:
A hamster whose Cinderella story got axed around page three. Or, the most explicit anime you can probably find on a non-H site.

 

[Hounder]

Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend

The perfect anime for your young children to learn about Japanese culture from.