Aw shit!!! This made me hurt my sides. MC went full retard. Sleep deprivation kinda, sometimes, maybe, does that to a person. And you never go full retard(meme).
Sword be like: I'm so hot sempai. Get me wet
MC: hoses sword down*
Sword (lewd voice): Ah! More sempai. Get me soaking wet. More.
boy sword voice or girl sword voice or other the choice is yours