The gradeschooler; a normal gradeschooler would suffer trauma from this for the rest of their days, if a cat was traumatized then it's suffering will only be 15 years.It actually took me a while to remember that crazy police lady has a cat fetish.
Now...
It seriously bothers me that I can't decide which is worse: my mistaken impression that she wants a gradeschooler to lick her crotch or the correct interpretation that she wants the cat to do so...