Here’s a truly controversial statement:
Pets are a waste of money and time. They’re leeches of the highest order, NEETs if you will.
Dogs are obnoxious, disgusting and high maintenance neurotic dependents.
Pigs are for food, not for hoping they don’t grow large and eat all of your food while destroying your house.
Cats wreck everything and are violent bags of shit.
Birds are loud, self-destructive and are biohazards.
Rodents are gross, unsanitary and are easy to lose.
Reptiles are walking Petri dishes and are anxious messes that’ll die if you stress them even slightly.
Fish are pointless, you can’t even interact with them.
Amphibians are stupid and will always run if given the chance.
Horses are for rich and obnoxious valley girls to [redacted].
Bugs/Insects are “I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.”
tl:dr Nonhuman animals are for eating, not keeping as vapid entertainment.
@teddy
Us Jews call the stories in the Torah/Bible/Quran the world’s first soap opera.