Legend goes that the elves once lived long and peaceful lives. But one day they came across a bunch of humans and envy grew inside their hearts. As days went by, that feeling of envy was turned into a feeling of greed.
Not only did the elves wanted what the humans had. They wanted everything the humans had, and more. As the dissatisfaction grew and grew, they turned to the dark powers. Powers that they had shunned in the past for its corrupting influence, but now became their salvation.
The elves were given a choice. To fall into darkness and be granted their wishes or to return to their previous lives and stay away from humans for fear of the temptations that they could not handle. The answer tore the elves into two camps.
One chose to return to their forest and stay as far away from humans as they could. The other chose to embrace the darkness and be granted their wish. And that was the story of how dark elves ended up having humongous titties.