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A big-boobie woman walked up to a magazine stand
She said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any booze?"
The man said, "No, we just sell magazines
But it's young, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made
Can I get you a copy?"
The big-boobie woman said, "I'll pass"
Then he waddled away
Waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum
When the big-boobie woman walked up to the magazine stand
He said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any booze?
The man said, "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell magazines, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The big-boobie woman said, "Goodbye"
And then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum
When the big-boobie woman walked up to the magazines stand
He said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any booze?"
The man said, "Look, this is getting old
I mean, magazines' all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The big-boobie woman said, "How about, no?"
And then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
And then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum
When the big-boobie woman walked up to the magazines stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any booze?"
The man said, "That's it! If you don't stay away, Big-boobie woman
I'll screw you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck
So don't get too close!"
The big-boobie woman said, "Adiós"
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum
When the big-boobie woman walked up to the magazines stand
And she said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any condoms?"
"What?"
"Got any condoms?"
"No, why would I? Oh!"
"And one more question for you
Got any booze?"
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said, "Come on, big-boobie woman, let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some booze
So you won't have to ask anymore"
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some booze
He gave one to the big-boobie woman, and the big-boobie woman said
"Hm, no, thanks, but you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any magazines?"
Then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle
And then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
And then she waddled away
Waddle, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum