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nah dude im not into receiving-end fetish either ...

maybe we can do this to a homeless ?

but with their consent , otherwise we will breaking the law
 
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Do penises have any natural defense mechanisms? Like if I were to wave a kitchen knife an inch away from some dude's erect dick I wonder how quickly it would shrivel up? Are jump-scares effective? What about gross tasting food like green pepper? If there are aphrodisiacs then surely there are antiphrodisiacs
 
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bruh i just took a shit like minutes ago, and i see blood DRIPPING FROM MY FUCKING ASS. NOT JUST SOME LITTLE SPRINKLE OF BLOOD, IT'S LITERALLY DRIPPING LIKE CRAZY FOR REAL

and that's how i know i might have a hemmorhoid
 
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you're doing dildo wrong , just change it to morningstar/spikedclub and your hemmorhoid fixed .

you can use diy spikedclub by using nails to a regular baseball-bat .
 
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Title: Honoring your Hero

Greeting, I am a really special snowflake, and as this title, I think that I own a Name with a special unique color.
Anybody from this community would agree that, I am the greatest shitposter who ever lived, thus I demand my color to be brown turd.
Thank You in advance.
-BlackGeneral

I was about to post that on the support section but then I remembered that I already received an "Warning"...
 
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You guys heard about the baker with a urine fetish who got arrested? Turns out he was a pee-dough-phile.
 
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"So I just got invited to the US to meet my friends in NY.
I met two of them, one is a white American and the other one is African American.
When the three of us sightseeing in the Broadway I feel hungry, and I asked my African American friend, "where is the best fried chicken here? don't worry I'll pay" and suddenly my White American friend yelled "that's racist!"
Both of us surprised. But the one that is mostly surprised is my African American friend."
 

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