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The Greatest Guilty Gear shitpost I've ever seen, recreated with minor edits.
Sadly, the promised next episode never materialized.
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Officialiest Tier List that ever was:
So When we LAST LEFT OUR EPISODE, Sol was atop of Fuck Mountain, he was having a merry time being KING. He loved being the king so much that he named himself Solodor, and rode Thomas the Tank Engine train around Fuck Mountain, stopping only to get out and give some bitch AIDS.
Then all of a sudden, the keepers that be, THAT MAN, who we generally call "THE MAN" who obviously represents the white man, the greatest criminal in the earth, President of SEGA came to ArcSys, and said, "Make me a broken game, Slash is too boring."
So ArcSys said yes, and Accent Core was born.
LOUDLY AND RUDELY Sol was thrown off Fuck Mountain by Eddie who apparently is just a shadow or something, so he must be Sol’s Shadow. However Sol was not to be let himself get kicked off of Fuck Mountain. No, Sol built himself a really big Sailboat, and he forded on top of WhaleSex River, which leads into the basin of Fuck Mountain, which also connects to the Ocean of CutYourselfFuckingEmo. Captain Sol, crashed his sailboat which he named Justin Timberlake, and it hit the River causing a GookQuake, its basically has all the powers of a Korean, and an Earthquake, kind of like when Kim Kaphwan stomps on the floor. Here Sol created a giant tower called ChrisBenoitYourself, where the sneetches from Dr. Seuss live, the sneetches without stars on their bellies were so fucking racist that they took all the Gonzagas and Batmans and made them program Accent Core for the PS2, here Sol Badguy created the P-Tier, which stands for Playstation Tier.
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P-Tier:
Sol: Having lost his claim as King of Fuck Mountain, he now has claimed the King of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower, here he can do amazing things like Clean hit you twice and do Instant Kill Sidewinder.
Ino: She was serving prostitution rings back in the valley of Fuck Mountain, when she saw Sol’s Sailboat Justin Timberlake, she totally jumped on, and now she can fucking freeze the game every 1/100000000 time or if you don't use a HD loader.
Bridget: Somehow Bridget got a new Yoyo, she made it out of the stones taken from the Fuck Mountain, now she serves as a desk attendant at the bottom of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
Johnny: He doesn't really belong here, but May Punched him to the top of the tower, and now he can do Jackhound without tension.
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S-Tier:
Stands for: Shoe Tier, bitches who wear shoes.
Eddie: The New King of Fuck Mountain, motherfucker got himself some fucking WOLVERINE BOOTS, those steel Toes, Fucking OWN WHEN HE'S DOING j.K
Potemkin: Man have you seen the size of this nugga’s shoes? They are fucking HUGEEEEEE. Potemkin started himself a factor of clothes for huge fuckers like himself at the valley of Fuck Mountain, it was called the shop for "Big and Tall and more Big".
Testament: Unhappy with his current Goth Emo Kid look, Testament sailed out to the Ocean of CutYourselfFuckingEmo and got himself some Pimp ass shoes, in now he can infinitely kick you in the balls. Using these shoes he hikes up to the top of Fuck Mountain Everyday, but usually Eddie just throws him off of the mountain.
Slayer: Man he just has gold shoes. He's like, "I bought these at K-mart!"
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A-Tier:
These are the kids who are still living in the valley of Fuck Mountain, known as Rape Village.
Rape Village is usually quiet these times of days, but recently its been getting rowdy now that ChrisBenoitYourself Tower moved next door.
Jam: Moved to Rape Village cause she really loves Ky, and loves putting it in his pooper. Slayer decided to give Jam his old shoes, and now Jam has Pilebunker you right in the Fuck.
Baiken: She's got flip-flops so she don't have no fuckin' shoes, so she can only live peacefully in Rape Village. All of her moves lies in her kicks, but she can’t always win cause she's wearing flip-flops.
Order Sol: He’s building his own sailboat in his backyard in Rape Village, however he doesn't really know if it will float since he made it out of Steel.
May: May was hungry one day and decided to eat some Rock Soup. Johnny was like, "Shit I ain't gonna tap someone who eats that shit," so May was like, "Fuck you," and Punched Johnny right out of Rape Village all the way back up to the top of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
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B-Tier:
These guys live in Bitchsville which is approx 30 minute drive from Rape Village and Fuck Mountain.
People who play these characters Bitch to NO END about how their character blows dickshit.
Everyone not living in Rape Village or Fuck Mountain or Benoit Tower or the Zanzibar.
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Just Plain Fucking Blows Tier:
These guys don't even live on the same island as Fuck Mountain, they moved to like the Zanzibar and made a living there.
Chipp: He is trying to learn Japanese, but unfortunately he only took a plane ticket to the Zanzibar, which might as well have been a one way ticket to dogshit.
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Next Episode: The Suburbs of Bitchsville.
Sadly, the promised next episode never materialized.
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Officialiest Tier List that ever was:
So When we LAST LEFT OUR EPISODE, Sol was atop of Fuck Mountain, he was having a merry time being KING. He loved being the king so much that he named himself Solodor, and rode Thomas the Tank Engine train around Fuck Mountain, stopping only to get out and give some bitch AIDS.
Then all of a sudden, the keepers that be, THAT MAN, who we generally call "THE MAN" who obviously represents the white man, the greatest criminal in the earth, President of SEGA came to ArcSys, and said, "Make me a broken game, Slash is too boring."
So ArcSys said yes, and Accent Core was born.
LOUDLY AND RUDELY Sol was thrown off Fuck Mountain by Eddie who apparently is just a shadow or something, so he must be Sol’s Shadow. However Sol was not to be let himself get kicked off of Fuck Mountain. No, Sol built himself a really big Sailboat, and he forded on top of WhaleSex River, which leads into the basin of Fuck Mountain, which also connects to the Ocean of CutYourselfFuckingEmo. Captain Sol, crashed his sailboat which he named Justin Timberlake, and it hit the River causing a GookQuake, its basically has all the powers of a Korean, and an Earthquake, kind of like when Kim Kaphwan stomps on the floor. Here Sol created a giant tower called ChrisBenoitYourself, where the sneetches from Dr. Seuss live, the sneetches without stars on their bellies were so fucking racist that they took all the Gonzagas and Batmans and made them program Accent Core for the PS2, here Sol Badguy created the P-Tier, which stands for Playstation Tier.
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P-Tier:
Sol: Having lost his claim as King of Fuck Mountain, he now has claimed the King of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower, here he can do amazing things like Clean hit you twice and do Instant Kill Sidewinder.
Ino: She was serving prostitution rings back in the valley of Fuck Mountain, when she saw Sol’s Sailboat Justin Timberlake, she totally jumped on, and now she can fucking freeze the game every 1/100000000 time or if you don't use a HD loader.
Bridget: Somehow Bridget got a new Yoyo, she made it out of the stones taken from the Fuck Mountain, now she serves as a desk attendant at the bottom of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
Johnny: He doesn't really belong here, but May Punched him to the top of the tower, and now he can do Jackhound without tension.
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S-Tier:
Stands for: Shoe Tier, bitches who wear shoes.
Eddie: The New King of Fuck Mountain, motherfucker got himself some fucking WOLVERINE BOOTS, those steel Toes, Fucking OWN WHEN HE'S DOING j.K
Potemkin: Man have you seen the size of this nugga’s shoes? They are fucking HUGEEEEEE. Potemkin started himself a factor of clothes for huge fuckers like himself at the valley of Fuck Mountain, it was called the shop for "Big and Tall and more Big".
Testament: Unhappy with his current Goth Emo Kid look, Testament sailed out to the Ocean of CutYourselfFuckingEmo and got himself some Pimp ass shoes, in now he can infinitely kick you in the balls. Using these shoes he hikes up to the top of Fuck Mountain Everyday, but usually Eddie just throws him off of the mountain.
Slayer: Man he just has gold shoes. He's like, "I bought these at K-mart!"
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A-Tier:
These are the kids who are still living in the valley of Fuck Mountain, known as Rape Village.
Rape Village is usually quiet these times of days, but recently its been getting rowdy now that ChrisBenoitYourself Tower moved next door.
Jam: Moved to Rape Village cause she really loves Ky, and loves putting it in his pooper. Slayer decided to give Jam his old shoes, and now Jam has Pilebunker you right in the Fuck.
Baiken: She's got flip-flops so she don't have no fuckin' shoes, so she can only live peacefully in Rape Village. All of her moves lies in her kicks, but she can’t always win cause she's wearing flip-flops.
Order Sol: He’s building his own sailboat in his backyard in Rape Village, however he doesn't really know if it will float since he made it out of Steel.
May: May was hungry one day and decided to eat some Rock Soup. Johnny was like, "Shit I ain't gonna tap someone who eats that shit," so May was like, "Fuck you," and Punched Johnny right out of Rape Village all the way back up to the top of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
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B-Tier:
These guys live in Bitchsville which is approx 30 minute drive from Rape Village and Fuck Mountain.
People who play these characters Bitch to NO END about how their character blows dickshit.
Everyone not living in Rape Village or Fuck Mountain or Benoit Tower or the Zanzibar.
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Just Plain Fucking Blows Tier:
These guys don't even live on the same island as Fuck Mountain, they moved to like the Zanzibar and made a living there.
Chipp: He is trying to learn Japanese, but unfortunately he only took a plane ticket to the Zanzibar, which might as well have been a one way ticket to dogshit.
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Next Episode: The Suburbs of Bitchsville.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXS-ZYL3Lc
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10/10 Popcorn, would throw my American converted into Chinese money at Midnights edge to get more Soft Power.
SO I CAN OWN THE POWER OF HIS MIND!!!!!!!!
Amc, Bankruptcy, Sex, Money, Murder, Movie Star Hookers and China Soft Power.
10/10 Popcorn, would throw my American converted into Chinese money at Midnights edge to get more Soft Power.
SO I CAN OWN THE POWER OF HIS MIND!!!!!!!!
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So you want to learn how to do a fucking infinite? Ima teach yo motherfucking bitch ass. Easiest shit in the motherfuckin marvel 3, marvel 2, fuck it, I don't give a fuck. Iron man. Aight jump up in the air hit up fuckin heavy kick nigga. And then its motherfuckin... LIGHT PUNCH. MEDIUM PUNCH. LIGHT KICK. HEAVY PUNCH. HOLD DIAGONOL WHICH EVER WAY YOU FUCKIN GOING. You only hit X fucking up fucking heavy kick, you CAN'T DO IT ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER, that shit DON'T WORK. LETS START THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF RIGHT AH AHHH OHH OHHH DROP THAT SHIT. WAIT DO IT MOTHERFUCKER OHHH OHH OHHH HOWS IT TASTE. KEEP THE RHYTHM UP. IF YOU FUCK UP THE RHYTHM THE MOTHERFUCKIN COMBO WILL DROP MOTHERFUCKER. KEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT UP KEEPTHATSAMEMOTHERFUCKINRHYTHMIFYOUDROPTHERHYTHMITWILLNOTBEMOTHERFUCKINCOOL. YOU CAN CANCEL IT OUT INTO FUCKIN HEAVY PUNCH ULTRA, BUT I AINT GONNA DO THAT SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT DROPS AFTER MOTHERFUCKIN 59 HITS MOTHERFUCKER. THAT SHITS CRAZY. 54 55. IF YOU DOIN IT IN THE CORNER, DON'T HOLD STRAIGHT DIAGONOL. AFTER MOTHERFUCKIN 2 TO 4 HITS IT WILL DROP JUST LIKE THAT. LETS SEE IT AGAIN. 1 MOTHERFUCKER OH OH OH OH FUCK OH DROPPED. WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS YOU UH WHEN YOU GET HIM IN THE CORNER, YOU WANNA HIT HIM DIAGONOL ONCE. NOW HIT UP. NOW GO DIAGONOL. NOW HIT UP. NOW GO DIAGONOL. NOW HIT UP. THAT SHIT'LL KEEP THE MOTHERFUCKIN COMBO UP MOTHERFUCKER. THAT WAY YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKIN HIT THAT SHIT. YOU WON'T EVEN DROP THAT SHIT IN THE AIR DON'T MATTER MOTHERFUCKER. EVEN THOUGH THE COMBO HITS GO AWAY THEY STILL CAN'T BLOCKMOTHERFUCKIN UNBLOCKABLE. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT SHIT WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN ASSIST YOU SEE THAT BITCH? SEE THAT NIGGA? YOU CAN'T DO IT THE SAME WAY. YOU GOTTA MEET THAT BITCH, YOU GOTTA JUMP WITH THAT BITCH. PSYLOCKE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN AIR YOU GOTTA JUMP WITH HER. YA FEEL ME? JUMP WITH HER IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN AIR MOTHERFUCKER THEN YOU CAN DO THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT ITS EASY AS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER breathes MEDIUM... HEAVY... PUNCH... LIGHT PUNCH... MEDIUM... FUCK. LIGHT PUNCH MEDIUM PUNCH LIGHT KICK HEAVY PUNCH MOTHERFUCKER ITS EASY AS SHIT. CAN'T DO THE SAME SHIT WITH THAT IT DROPS. LET IT COME UP, THEN JUMP UP WITH THE MOTHERFUCKER WHEN YOU GOT A HIGH ASS ASSIST LIKE THAT. OHH SEE YOU MEET THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE AIR. EASY ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER. OHHH! EASY AS MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKER CAN DO THAT SHIT BITCH. GAHHHH. I CAN'T CANCEL INTO THAT SHIT ITS BEEN A WHIIIILE. Alright motherfucker, lets see this again. Keep the rhythm up. I can't cancel into that shit now its been a whiiile. Don't lose your rhythm, you lose your rhythm you fucked up. LIGHT PUNCH MEDIUM PUNCH WHICH IS LIGHT PUNCH TWICE BUT IT'LL - LIGHT PUNCH MEDIUM PUNCH LIGHT KICK HEAVY MOTHERFUCKIN PUNCH. KEEP JUMPIN ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN DIAGONOL. KEEP DOIN THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER. AHHH. YO WHY. i DON'T GIVE A MOTHER FUCK. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEARN SOME GOD DAMN COMBOS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Introduction
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM
6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.
7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by “leftism” will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.)
8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries.
9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential.
Introduction
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
5. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MODERN LEFTISM
6. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general.
7. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, “politically correct” types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. Thus, what we mean by “leftism” will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. (Also, see paragraphs 227-230.)
8. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn’t seem to be any remedy for this. All we are trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. We by no means claim to be telling the WHOLE truth about leftist psychology. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th centuries.
9. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call “feelings of inferiority” and “oversocialization.” Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential.
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