shitpost here

[BroederTrapist]

How nice, such care.

Well, at least he doesn't beat his monkey.

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo

Thinking about doing the same (being dead on the forums).

 

[Richman]

Reading text feels like doing flips and watching the artificial horizon move.

 

[immortalartisan]

What’s a yuri or YaoI harem? Because my brain hurts trying to think if it’s either a big happy polymous relationship or just a normal harem due to the technicalities of it.

 

[BroederTrapist]

Does it matter?
Clamfest or stickfight, either way you're fucked.

 

[Teddy]

Ask the greeks

 

[Rift]

https://fedini.tumblr.com/post/140292634471/apollo-rejected-by-girls-part-one-of-xd

Yes ask the greeks about their god.

 

[pandascepter]

Salt + Rice is really good.

 

[Rift]

@pandascepter
True! fresh rice from the rice cooker, a pinch of salt and butter. Honestly the cheapest yet filling snack. personally i like to eat it with nori.

 

[ColorfulSoy]

@Rift
butter????

 

[Halo]

_{oglaf (nsfw)}

Hmmmmmmm........

 

[Richman]

I have the Final Fantasy itch... I should play VI.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

@plykiya that you? 🙄

 

[Nick_Asano]

 

[Mr_Detective]

 

[Plykiya]

@Ivegotnolife God I wish
Though the joke about bloody antlers meaning they just used it as a weapon is a bit misleading, it's just the regular shedding of old velvety vein-covered skin around the time the antlers are done growing. Generally by aggressively rubbing them against abrasive objects

 

[Rift]

@ColourfulSoy
Yes, butter.

 

[immortalartisan]

I finally got a hitman for the person responsible for the awaking dlc in endless space 2

 

[justforthelulz]

@Plykiya
Even better, it's a nutritious snack!

Spoilered because gore:

Spoiler

 

[Plykiya]

@justforthelulz about the equivalent of swallowing your own load