dear diary
today marks day 17 of being caged
that also means 17 days of not wearing underwear
after I took a shower I looked at my underwear drawer in confusion because it was completely full, then I remembered I don't wear any
is the trade off of never getting to wear panties worth it for the degrading feeling of being caged like an animal waiting on the whims of a higher being like a dog waiting to be walked by a negligent owner
i tried the spicy chicken tenders and they didn't taste spicy, did they get my order wrong or am I super strong ply