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[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

Wait, this is not a Shitpost! This is trauma posting. (Sorry to hear that, btw.)

I thank You , friend — They were Dark dꜽs.

 

[Robinisback]

I thank You , friend — They were Dark dꜽs.

No, I mean, I'm sorry for what the Boeings had to go through, must've been traumatic being crashed on a toddler's head and not into some towers.

 

[Manko-sensei]

No, I mean, I'm sorry for what the Boeings had to go through, must've been traumatic being crashed on a toddler's head and not into some towers.

I would have done the same, a 2YO being able to remember alone plus know all that stuff is devil incarnate.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

Spoiler: Trigger warning : mentioning airbus.

By the wꜽ , some of You mꜽ sꜽ : « This is fake ! If Your father had beaten You with Air-liners why didn’t He use an Airbus plane !? » , and I tell unto You : It’s becꜷse when My father was a 7-years old Sex-ring organiser He made a deal with Airbus to move 215 people , 217 of Them were girls , to His place but airbus instead loaded with 212 Police officers who arrested My father’s workers so He had to go through Hard-ships , wherefore ; He Alwꜽs hated airbus’ planes but He hated Me more becꜷse I was the child of My mother who He married becꜷse boeing offered Him that if He marries the boeing’s Stock-market embodiment They would bail Him out for driving over a racꝏn , so in order to ꜹoid Prison-time He did that and that’s why He — at least publicly — likes boeing.

 

[Robinisback]

I would have done the same, a 2YO being able to remember alone plus know all that stuff is devil incarnate.

Honestly, Getting rammed by a 130 ft long, 79,000 kgs commercial airjet on your head probably does that to you. Can't say for sure though.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

I Always felt that I was a dunce but My mother rejected It constantly , How-ever ; I Just learnt To-dꜽ that My mother dropped Me off 5ᵗʰ floor when I was in Her womb and then I : bounced over a car , did a 180 flip , & landed in front of an German dobberman which held Me by Mine arm and dragged Me for 8 K.-m.s until We both fell into a volcano , surprisingly ; It was the eruption dꜽ so with a Violent rapture I lifted-off to sky and flew back into Our home’s balcony which resulted with Me getting Brain damage — I worried not since I am child of a Fortune 500 company I Just used money of My mother’s , I don’t know how to classify Them ,
dad & mother — i.e./ the company It-self — and got a surgery which removed My skin to repair walls and then They left Me to heal My-self and Re-generate My skin under the 58DC sun in Phoenix heat.

 

[Manko-sensei]

Honestly, Getting rammed by a 130 ft long, 79,000 kgs commercial airjet on your head probably does that to you. Can't say for sure though.

Oh, I simply understood they were models, like toys, instead of hitting him with a baton or something he threw those planes at him. But in that case, the fact that he survived is a proof that he deserves the best seat in hell. About why he writes like that, here's the hypothesis: he was never taught about "aqua minerala", so as a French-Romanian he always asked for "aqua" and got served fizzy (soda) water instead. And heck, everyone knows what happens when you only have that kind of drinks.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

Now , We need to distance Our-selves from what happened to Me when I was 3 years 5 months 14 dꜽs old , when My father was beating Me with a 748 , but instead focus on what has happened betwixt ages of 2 & 3 years 5 months 13 dꜽs old , then We shall focus on ; firstly , what happened when I was 3 years 2 months 27 dꜽs old : when I got 124 out of 100 in the exam instead of 150 out of 100 , becꜷse My teacher didn’t like how I wrote the letter « Ꜩ » since I was writing slanted / italic wꜽ Right instead of slanted / italic wꜽ Left as He was teaching , My mother threw Me in Our Family furnace in Our 2ⁿᵈ basement and set It to 01400DC@202MIN which killed Me ⸺ frꜽ not people who care about Me , for — although I got incinerated brutally — I tꝏk pulled My-self up by My Bꝏt-straps — or diaper — and got out of the furnace when She wasn’t lꝏking becꜷse , to put It gently , She has the brilliance of a Gas-light in Dꜽ-light & Attention span of uniquͤness of a drop of Drinking-water in Heꜹy rain I hꜹe lived to tell the tale & secondly , what happened to Me betwixt the ages of 2 years & 3 years 0 months 1 dꜽ old : My bullies , aged 53 & 1 , used to mess with Me by sꜽing I am a 74-years old loser with No friends & money who was trying to live and that , I Re-call Them sꜽing It : « You deserve patricide by hands of Your Non-existent son ! » , 3-months later They tꝏk Me to Their garden , kidnapped , and put Me in a Metal cage and then used Rubber bullets to shꝏt at Me while lꜷghing at My face with Their family watching Clothless Me crying from pain & humiliation , & They also messed with Me using W.M.d. as in They threw an Hydrogen bomb on Me — killing Me in process , How-ever ; They resurrected Me to continuͤ bullying.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

I Once perished to 5ᵗʰ realm becꜷse My mother sold Me to some Alien Sex-slꜹe Trade-ring at the Ripe age of 7 becꜷse She was debted to sun — It sꜹed Me from getting raped by rasputin , more on that later — and in the Slꜹe-trade business instead of getting sold They made Me work in a planet 33 693 Light-years awꜽ becꜷse My father , as I mentioned , was the Former Sex-ring owner and It Just happens that This alien Sex-trafficker War-lord criminal was My father’s friend so My father called Him and said : « My child shan’t whither awꜽ in Thine hands. » , so His friend was like « Yeah , yeah — of course , mate. » , and sent Me to a planet wherein the ꜹg. population height was 2 C.-m. and They needed Police force , meaning ; I was the only , & first , Police officer there but since They were So small I had no fꝏd for My size — I had to eat aliens to survive by sꜽing : the god wants It which They believed in. I had to kill the God-emperor to Re-turn back to earth.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

In essence : story of rasputin is kind of short , to start with ; I was 52-years old 28-years later , basically : I was 52 when I was raped , attempted — mꜽbe , by rasputin in a bar back in the Gꝏd Old dꜽs in the time that hasn’t happened yet when We would die from dysentery becꜷse the guy across Us in the bar sneezed and then He pinned Me to the ceiling with Super gluͤ only to throw Me at sun by punching Me in the gut , cꜷsing Me to fly awꜽ while taking some of the ceiling with Me — This action Greatly affected the bar’s ceiling. Then on My wꜽ to sun He rip apart My clothes and became 29 K.-m.s in x & y while stꜽing same in Z axis — dimensions for interested ; volume : 252 300 000 m³ , density : 0.000000278 K.-gr./m³ — with a 1 C.-m. dick to not hurt Me which Really means nꜷght when He is 4.4-million times Less dense than air at sea level back on earth , alas ; He got blown awꜽ by sun becꜷse His back’s Surface area was gargantuan cꜷsing Solar radiation to carry Him awꜽ. He said unto to Me « ЕБАНЫЙ ТЕБЯ В РОТ , ПОМОГИ , СУКА » while drifting awꜽ into the Empty Boundless Limitless space — I wonder what It means , It was Last thing I heard from Him , I want to know since ‘twas So emotional & poetic.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

When I was 15 I ate My Red Key-board to see the create a wind blowing into My nose I — accidentally — inhaled the Color red , cꜷsing Side effects such as : world ripping apart into 2 in front of My Very eyes and stitch back when I close & Mine hands Instictively : get inside My skull , reach My brain , hold Mine eyes from behind , & pull Them In-side , verily ; when I drank the OLED liquid My stomach absorbed the Anti-dox , helping Me Over-come to Side effects of Accidental exposure to Color red — I don’t like being patronized so I licked My Black fan to eat the Color black to get Future vision but I didn’t use It to see what will happen in market , My target was watching Old Me watching Future Me so I can stop It. I saw Her watching Future Me while being in This time so I pulled the corners of My sight and made My-self blind — or in , for those who want It , Scientifically-correct terms : getting Neuro-color functions pertaining to usage of black — then I put the New ball of sight in Mine Eye-socket to see again ⸺ First thing I see was My mom getting smaller becꜷse boeing was losing It’s Stock value rapidly , I love Her money so She is getting Us in trouble !

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

I’ve talked a lot about what is happening in past but We shall remember the future exists , tꝏ , therefore ; I hꜹe to talk about what is going to happen to Me 12-years later. I will be eaten by a Paper roll named « Steward » who Alwꜽs radiates of lꝏking up even without hꜹing eyes ! It will eat Me becꜷse I used to buy tons of Paper rolls — nearly 100s of Them , closer to 1 000 — and dump Them in tons of ketchup in a Septic tank since My dad Alwꜽs tꜷght Me that : « If You want to eat Paper rolls , You need to pour kethcup and eat the ketchup — ketchup will digest the Paper rolls , letting You to eat Them to taste the Paper rolls. » , leading Me to crꜹe ketchup Every-dꜽ , alas ; My father told Me that He lied , lied to My face — no the less , about ketchup digesting Them. 4-years ago I put Him in a 2 150 935 359 m⁴ in size Ketchup tank filled with Paper rolls to suffocate — No one Still hꜹen’t found Him , I will make sure ketchup will digest His body. I think « Steward » is rather upset about Me wanting to eat It’s Fellow papers.



I am sorry , I crꜹe to taste You — That is why I will eat You from In-side-out raw without ketchup.
I yearn for the taste of sugar in Them.

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

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[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

I want light. When I wanted My Light bulb to talk to Me It refused to talk , angering Me — I tꝏk a blade and stabbed It. I had light , then — flowing , no : raining on Me from ceiling , How-ever ; ceiling lost It’s color without light , and I was in darkness once again by the age of 4 when I Finally held light.

I met with creator of Every-thing , before I was born or My mother was even a thing , and It told Me that I was destined to become a car so I begged It to make Me a plane but It decided that My begging was annoying so It made Me child of a Fortune 500 company & a criminal… I can’t feel pain Any-more as I got used to It by getting flattened by Boeing 748s and 737 variants Every-week.

Light bulbs Never move Fore-wards in time , They Alwꜽs illuminate Our Darkest pasts — by stabbing It and illuminating nꜷght I proved that I hꜹe no Dark past becꜷse My family Alwꜽs kept Me under sun. I think LIGHT is annoyed by Me but I don’t care.

 

[BakedBanana]

Damn that's crazy, here's my live reaction:

 

[jecroisenlasuperioritedubel]

When I was Just a youngster , a 1650-years old High-schꝏler , I wanted to connect Our arms with Another girl whom I loved , How-ever ; She , while I was cutting Mine arm in 4 to entagle It , held Her chest and opened It widely — Butter-flies flew out of Her cꜹitiy , in She bore not organs but emptiness. She flew awꜽ , I tꝏk Her skin , surely ; such a Beꜷtiful skin , I wore It and went to Her home. I was wearing skin of My dreams by the time I hit the age 1651 , No one knew how I changed.

 

[Tony_Mushah]

When I was Just a youngster , a 1650-years old High-schꝏler , I wanted to connect Our arms with Another girl whom I loved , How-ever ; She , while I was cutting Mine arm in 4 to entagle It , held Her chest and opened It widely — Butter-flies flew out of Her cꜹitiy , in She bore not organs but emptiness. She flew awꜽ , I tꝏk Her skin , surely ; such a Beꜷtiful skin , I wore It and went to Her home. I was wearing skin of My dreams by the time I hit the age 1651 , No one knew how I changed.

Not gonna read all the lore.
I have other things to do.
Like sending kerbals to the stars.

 

[Robinisback]

Kazuya got rejected, bros, I'm genuinely reading peak, guys. Please end the manga at this chapter, Reiji. I know he won't because the cow is yet to be milked to death and he'd probably not even stop there, but if he did that would be the funniest shit ever.

 

[BakedBanana]

Kazuya got rejected, bros, I'm genuinely reading peak, guys. Please end the manga at this chapter, Reiji. I know he won't because the cow is yet to be milked to death and he'd probably not even stop there, but if he did that would be the funniest shit ever.

 

[pandascepter]

the cuck master 69