Song of the day?

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Repeat playing Last Friday Night- sped up while keeping feet in air and giggling. This song is way too white. 💯
 
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would you mind going on excruciating detail about what it means for a song to be "way too white"? Thanks!
It feels like it was scientifically engineered for suburban white girls to blast in a minivan while sipping a venti caramel macchiato. It’s the musical equivalent of getting invited to a barbecue where the only seasoning is ‘vibes'. It’s the kind of song that makes Chad from accounting say ‘this is my jam’ before attempting a backflip into the pool and ruining the vibe. It’s got that unshakable ‘drunk off two White Claws’ vibe, the kind of song that makes you imagine someone air-guitaring unironically. One hearing and you know this song has been definitely used in 2010s school proms scenes.

TLDR for those who can't fucking read:- The song smells of sunscreen and unseasoned chicken.
 

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