Really? This is how it's going to go? Every time he finds someone, they'll start chasing after him instead of going with him? What a shitty concept.
The elf was next to the city the whole time? What did she do when the goblins arrived? Moreover, he spent 5 fucking days in the inn, and they still didn't approach him, but they're chasing him right now? Is the lack of any logic at all supposed to be the funny part?