Imagine taking a stray bullet right on the nicotine addiction, because your coworker is doing flirting with extra steps with a girl he kind of likes but that he is also friendzoning because she works at the same place as the actual girl he does like, and is 20 years younger than himself, but hiding her real identity of being the same person as his actual crush?
That's just plain unfair, do you see just how many loops that bullet has to go through to still hit? it is nonsense! give the man his smokes!