Yuji: "Maybe they're just overworked corporate slaves?"
Baddies: "Let's sexily mass-murder innocents and then take their belongings."
Yuji: "Well, damn. Maybe we should see if they're working with any of the OTHER evil organizations I've tangled wi--"
Baddies: "RIGHT NOW! Sexy evil annihilation spell ACTIVATE!"
Yuji: "... every fukken time..."