then Irushia(dragon) will take a dump somewhere in the desert. said dump will be dried by the sun, becoming hard as rock. it will then buffeted by the wind until the holy sword will show it's handle. on and on the wind will blow until some chumps will pass through one day, and see there's a sword stuck to a rock. he will take that sword. and people will recognize that it's a holy sword.
"where did you get this? this sword has been missing for years", they will ask.
"it is stuck on a rock pedestal somewhere in the middle of the dessert. i've been guided by the goddess of fate(delirious from heatstroke) there. surely this is divine providence that i should be the King!"
and thus the cog started on the civil war between the king, and the chump believing the divine providence.