"Hey dad"
"Yes son?"
"Remember seven years ago when you decides to move us without my consent or even letting me graduate?"
"Yes I do, why?"
"Well, turns out the girl I liked back then liked me back and wanted fo confess to me on graduation day"
"....oh"
"So yeah, 24 years of solitude and counting, all thanks to you"
"...well, huh... did you just come here to complain or did you want anything else?"
"I just wanted to inform you of two things: first one is what I just told you..."
"And the second one?"
"Don't expect any grandchildren you wrinkly cockblocker"