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So you've heard of my chiropractic technique.
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speak english motherfucker
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In the end, pandascepter decided to become "the infurated panda" while "Angry_Panda" mellows as time passes. This is more or less how it's going:
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Your father smelt of eldeeberries.
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Your mother was a hamster.
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@Angry_Panda now that I recall... you're at that age, so you'll need it, right?
And yes, Genma is so like you, I'm sure you do the same for work:
And yes, Genma is so like you, I'm sure you do the same for work:
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No baldness on either side of my family going back to great-grandfathers, so I'll pass on the hair growth juice.
I did major in composition at college, so while the tech is a bit dated compared to what I was using in the electronic music lab (and that's dated compared to today), the second part isn't too far off. (I still write and play a little for my own amusement.)
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Look, if Yamaha need someone tell me. Id be their slave corpo. LMFAO
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how to creatively stage a suicide?
hi, i am a totally normal man with totally normal man hands and fingers. i am typing this because i want to tell you easy ways to creatively stage your own suicide.
firstly, you must understand your audience. who do you hope to find your corpse? your family? your friend? someone random?
you have to plan ahead with the way you go out depending on the target audience.
Here's some ideas!
If you're aiming to traumatize your family, do something that makes them think you had a terrifying secret. Before you die, maybe dress up as your favorite anime or manga character. This is especially effective if it's the opposite gender to your own. Leave a note written as if it's from that person's perspective. It's a flawless idea to encourage speculation on your mental state! Plus it'll permanently traumatize your family having seen you trying to wear a dress.
If you're trying to unsettle a random person, prepare your body to be found in an otherwise unexplainable state. I had plans to drink an entire bottle of "the Pink stuff" and then wear a sports bra and drown in the local well while smeared with glue and plaster. This is a good starting point, but it can be improved with effort.
Your second consideration should be location. If you die somewhere normal or forgettable, did you even really die? That's kinda pointless! You have to die somewhere either impactful to your audience (see section 1) or die somewhere that will be unforgotten. Bonus points if this is a public place full of people at time of death!
Your last consideration should be story. Everyone loves a troubled hero. You have to make them love you, though, because you're a bit below average and not redeemable without explaination. Give a sob story. Everything. Anything that ever happened to you that can be construed as negative? Write it in your note. Be sure to shout out, with full legal names, anyone you deem responsible !
Thanks for reading. I hope your next attempt is most fruitful, and you can traumatize as many people as possible!
for legal reasons this post and all advice within are comedic in nature. i do not agree with the messaging of the post, nor do i endorse suicidal tendencies.
hi, i am a totally normal man with totally normal man hands and fingers. i am typing this because i want to tell you easy ways to creatively stage your own suicide.
firstly, you must understand your audience. who do you hope to find your corpse? your family? your friend? someone random?
you have to plan ahead with the way you go out depending on the target audience.
Here's some ideas!
If you're aiming to traumatize your family, do something that makes them think you had a terrifying secret. Before you die, maybe dress up as your favorite anime or manga character. This is especially effective if it's the opposite gender to your own. Leave a note written as if it's from that person's perspective. It's a flawless idea to encourage speculation on your mental state! Plus it'll permanently traumatize your family having seen you trying to wear a dress.
If you're trying to unsettle a random person, prepare your body to be found in an otherwise unexplainable state. I had plans to drink an entire bottle of "the Pink stuff" and then wear a sports bra and drown in the local well while smeared with glue and plaster. This is a good starting point, but it can be improved with effort.
Your second consideration should be location. If you die somewhere normal or forgettable, did you even really die? That's kinda pointless! You have to die somewhere either impactful to your audience (see section 1) or die somewhere that will be unforgotten. Bonus points if this is a public place full of people at time of death!
Your last consideration should be story. Everyone loves a troubled hero. You have to make them love you, though, because you're a bit below average and not redeemable without explaination. Give a sob story. Everything. Anything that ever happened to you that can be construed as negative? Write it in your note. Be sure to shout out, with full legal names, anyone you deem responsible !
Thanks for reading. I hope your next attempt is most fruitful, and you can traumatize as many people as possible!
for legal reasons this post and all advice within are comedic in nature. i do not agree with the messaging of the post, nor do i endorse suicidal tendencies.
