I don't get thi thread but here's the only joke i know:
4 nuns go to make confessions
1st nun says: holy father forgive me for i have sinned. I saw the Pe*is of a man.
Father says: pray 4 ave maria and wash your eyes with the holy water and you will be forgiven.
2nd nun says: holy father forgive me for i have sinned. I touched the Pe*is of a man.
Father says: pray 10 ave maria and wash your Hands with the holy water and you will be forgiven.
as the 3rd nun starts to speak the fourth nun interrupts her and shouts: hey! wait a sec! let me go next! i don't wanna gargle this stuff after you washed your ass in it!