The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Markgraf]

I can see right through your thinly veiled attempt to lure another innocent into that wicked morass of debauchery known as The Person Above You thread. My sacrifice foils your evil plans, hah!

The person below me is suffering a re-occurrence of chuunibyou & thinks they are the long lost twin sibling of Sanae Dekomori.

 

[Pika]

BY THE POWERS OF MY FUTURE SELF I CAN INSTAKILL YOU ALL!!!
Now run before I lose control and hurt you. My demon eye is aching... Or my twin ponytails that I share a bond with my long lost sister will become drills and drill you full with holes

The person below me doesn't do the kamehameha on a weekly basis he tries it daily but still can't even make a little progress

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP I SHALL KAMEHEHA YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAitsnotworkingwhyamialive.

The person below me falls in love with @Markgraf

 

[Markgraf]

I-I've admired me for a long time now.
And I've found myself thinking about me all the time, like I can't get me out of my mind.
Really?! I can't believe that myself actually feels that way about me!
I do! I want to be by my side forever. Please go out with me!
Yes, I will. I love me!
And I love me too.

Spoiler

Kiss, kiss - hold hands - pregnant!

The person below me shouts ARU ARU BEAAAMMM! every time somebody has an embarrassing accident.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Yes, I am a bully.. I added insult to to injury for people by saying "Aru Aru Beam" right to their face.

The person below me have experienced getting beatean up with a baguette.

 

[PIPSON2]

certainly i hv been beatEAn up but it doesnt feel bad ...............Bruh

the p..son below me is such a superstitionist that he prays to god ten times after seeing a catgirl

 

[Markgraf]

After witnessing such a miracle, praying ten times isn't really adequate to show my thanks.

The person below me argues with the local supermarket's produce clerk about the sourcing of the organic arugula.

 

[Markgraf]

I think the word arugula is funny sounding so I do anything I can to say it a lot.

The person below me tests their stoicism by seeing how many episodes of Puella Magi Madoka Magica they can get through without crying.

Spoiler

Please somebody else post something & keep me from messing up & forcing this thread onto life support!

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Fine! You win, I'll go watch Anohana to test my stoicism.

The person below me is a twit, that have never seen "Hot Fuzz" the greatest movie of all time.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

But I've seen it countless times, secretly, behind me mum's back, ya twit.

Spoiler

I didn't say that offensively. I just tried to do an imitation of how they talk.

The person below me watched The Fountain and developed a tree fetish.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I AM GROOT! I AM GROOT! I AM

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

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^*Faints*

Since we're talking about movies now, the person below me loves Boku no​

 

[Markgraf]

And on exactly what planet is that an insult?

The person below me always talks in an annoying fake Jersey Italian accent because they think The Godfather is the best movie of all time.

 

[Akacz13]

Koi wo shiyou yo kisu suru mae ni!

The person below me cried while watching Yuru Yuri.

 

[Greenfrost]

Hey! you pinky swore you weren't going to tell anyone!

The person below me's mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven.

 

[PIPSON2]

sry that must be my 1st incarnation's mom . my mom's alive and healthy (want a spank?))

The person below me is such an animal lover tht he adopted a snake

 

[ABCsOfLife]

*gasp* how did you know that?! Are you spying on me? 😉

Spoiler

blunder, someone claims it already oh well...
Ah.. yo mama jokes are quite easy ain't it?
How rude, sure my mom sort of have of have a build like a strongman but she ain't fat!
Also, it's quite the feat to broke something in heaven which supposed to be everlasting, so I call that an achievement! 🤣

The person below doesn't wash their hands...
Like, could you imagine what they do with those hands before shaking your hand? 😨

Spoiler

I forgot if this one already done, if so.. My bad.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Stop kink-shaming me T.T I love it when people hold my micro tadpoles!!

The person below me must do my homework

Spoiler

The assignment is called "Why I (person below me) has a mom so fat no one can go to heaven because the stairway broke."

 

[Markgraf]

Sucks to be you because I just wrote the lyrics to Fat Bottomed Girls, dedicated it to Sensei, & signed your name.

The person below me does lewd things with pool noodles.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

WHY CAN'T WE HOLD HANDS USING POOL NOODLES?!!!

The person below me is the physical manifestation of Santa Nicolas Cage.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Therapist: Santa Nicolas Cage isn't real.
Me:

The person below me lose weight by getting themselves a diarrhea. Work out properly darn it!