The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[ABCsOfLife]

I NEVER LIKE "Bakarina" OK!?
The story is "bleh", and the guy there looks all "meh"! It's not cute at all! What's there to like?!

Also, shout out to @EOTFOFYL who is (for whatever reason) hellbent on trying to making me know what he's actually meant.
I'm sorry, you're indeed correct. It's not a manga numbers.. I believe people actually call it "Manga ID".

The person below me have sent a "dick pic" to their mother.

 

[apricot]

did that yesterday

the person below me liked Gantz final chapters

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Yes, indeed I do,
AND I'LL EVEN REREAD IT.
Fight me you bastards.

@ABCsOfLife

Now you're one of us.
Wielding forbidden knowledge,
go forth and prosper!

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Hey you, yes you there.
I know your darkest secret,
You are a furry!

 

[Markgraf]

WOOF! Tell anyone else & I'll bite you!

The person below me developed strabismus from surreptitiously glancing at attractive women on the subway.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Fool! It only looks that way, because I have attain sharingan!
Chunibyo Sharingan mode activated!

Oh also, hi Mark. Haven't seen you in awhile.

The person below me is a noob that has not discovered the "Random" button on MangaDex.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I don't need this "random" button. I've already planned to read EVERYTHING.

NSFW

Spoiler

The person below me impregnated every girls in Renryuu:Ascension.
What a dedicated pervert.

 

[Akacz13]

Still better love story than Kaguya-sama.

The person below me sniffs Goblin's farts.

 

[mrf]

Seems fun I'll join this time, but hey you'll never know what a goblin fart smell.

The person below me Is too lonely please give him/her a milk not hug.

 

[xXPenisXx]

To the person below me:
I bet you kiss girls, pussy.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Please let this be true.
Kami-sama can you please?
I'll do anything!

To the next person,
your love for fermented fish
is rather blatant.

 

[Markgraf]

Oof da! Surstromming
is truly food of the gods.
Won't you try some?
@ABCsOfLife

Spoiler

Salutations & felicitations! I spent a week on vacation in the mountains near Taos, NM having random out-of-body experiences while dodging bears.

The person below me has never been asked to rub sunscreen on an attractive person of the opposite sex.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Like if I wanted to touch those filthy 3D girls...erk

The person below can't fly. What a loser.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

I'm not a loser!
Also, doing drugs is bad! It might momentarily makes you feel you could fly but it's bad for your health.

The person below me sucks at improv.

 

[Plague]

Why improvise when you already planned out literally everything?
... Unless you meant improvement, then I can't deny that.

Beware! Below me is a deviant who gets high from sniffing chairs in public transport vehicles.

 

[throughstars]

Hmm my daily dose of weeds sniffing it makes my day it goes well with pizza too.

The person below me goes to a loli dating site.

 

[ChronicFlex]

Hey, age is just a number ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



The fellow below is well known for his relationship with a goat

 

[BlackGeneral]

Yes, it is true that the epic story of me and Sanchez destroying the drug cartel of our city is quite popular.
And I will ask you to not call him "a goat", Sanchez is the greatest goddamn police officer I ever met in all my goddamn life.
This guy took a bullet for me, he saved my life without a second of hesitation, a true hero.
So show him more respect, will you.

The person below me still practicing the Tecktonik.

 

[Markgraf]

Well yeah, because I heard that it's good for chronic hip pain.

The person below me has a year-round pass to Legoland.

 

[besiege211]

Is that actually a bad thing?

The person below me cannot read more than two chapters of a series without looking up doujins about it.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Rule 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.

The person below me keeps getting catfished.