The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Plague]

I'm not doing it because you're doing it! Don't get the wrong idea!

Person below me can't resist the temptation to lick every sharp object they can see while doing that seductive stare.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Oh my... don't you like...

my blade fetish?

Cause the person below me does.

 

[CadianGuardian]

I quite like me blades, but only if they have hilts that are not painful to grab.

Person below me probably has a shtick for eye-poking pieces of metal that a lot of fantasy mangakas mistakenly call "swords".

 

[Kaldrak]

Listen, you can pry my eye poking metal stick from my cold dead hands.

The person below me is a HUGE Yang supporter.

Spoiler

No, not Andrew Yang, Yang Xiao Long from RWBY

 

[CyanHide]

Shotgun gauntlets? Shotgun gauntlets.

The person below me believes that glorious melee combat is lesser than modern warfare and firearms

 

[Kaldrak]

The guns roar. A thousand barking mechanical hells, screaming death into eyes of our enemies. Is that rain? No. Metal shrapnel and the pervasive scent of gunpowder and fire. Think you mere muscle and sinew and bone can stand against such? Hah!

Meanwhile, the person below me wants nothing more than for @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN sempai to NOTICE THEM.

 

[ninjadork]

Do what you must. For Sempai has already noticed - victory is mine \o/

The person below me is convinced that forks are better than spoons.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ninjadork Who are you?

And unlike you plebians I consume my nutrients using the superior spork fork!

The person below me is offended that I offended ninjadork

 

[Kaldrak]

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Spoiler

When all you have is a fork, everything in the world looks like something to poke.

The person below me has never played the greatness that is Edna & Harvey: The Breakout and doesn’t have any clue what the reference I’m making is.

Edit Ack! I got ninja'd. Oh well, just pretend this makes sense.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

My, what sort of sorcery are thee speaking?! And what this this reference thou art forboding?!! And what forbidden knowledge has thou been tapping into hencewhy thee's perception shall not be illogical?!

Spoiler

Gosh why did I decide to do this it took three times longer to think of words in Shakespearean and not English

The guy down here has a very specific fetish for lolis to insult him in deep Shakespearean.

 

[Kaldrak]

Hah! That insult wasn't in deep Shakespearean at all! Forsooth, thine own wicked tongue hath betrayed thee, false loli.

Spoiler

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN IKR? That droggeljug thing took me a lot longer than I thought it would too, especially with the hyperlinks.

The person below me has 99 problems, but being hit by truck-kun ain't one of em.

 

[fagguette101]

True story.

The individual beneath mine own presence hath one singular purpose in life: to watcheth as I engageth in sexual activities with his mother.

 

[Tamerlane]

The person below me has jerked off to Sonic the Hedgehog original character slash fictions before.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Not my proudest fap,
but it beats curvy driftwood...
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Guy below is weird,
spending his time debating
on taco cheese choice.

 

[Infinityc0r3]

to pepperjack or not to pepperjack?, to colby or not to colby?, to chedder or not to chedder? these are the most important questions in life and Taco's!!!!!!

Oh poor person below me I not knew them well, one who could not live long enough than to end up as a skeleton in the School's biology lab.

 

[fagguette101]

Everyone in the neighborhood gangsta till someone posts this

This is the WMD of petty internet arguments

 

[Kaldrak]

Counter attack!

The poor slob below me has eaten too many jelly donuts.

 

[CadianGuardian]

Incorrect! I haven't eaten a single donut in my entire life! Haha! Ha!
Ha

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The person below me listens to glam.

 

[Kaldrak]

I-I have no idea what you're talking about.

*sweats nervously*

But the person below ME listens to Babymetal, so there!

 

[FriendlyPanda]

I love metal, babies bit less...

But the perso below listens to Nightcore Sabaton