"Ugh, now I have to do some underhanded shit. Why dont these 'commoners' just kill themselves instead of making me do it? Not only did he come in with a more beautiful woman, but he's stronger, like some kind of PROTAGONIST!? It should be I who is the protagonist! Because, obviously, I am so pro! Oh well, let me concoct a plan that will obviously come back to me and bite me in the ass."