Yeah alright.
@ seven seas, that "normal" title better be a subtitle or something, because I can't imagine how this can be interesting without the absurd title. It's uh... okay when taken straight. It's not even that funny as a shitpost. I do enjoy the dichotomy of polished shitposts normally though, and that title is absolutely necessary for that to be conveyed. The bar is just so low, someone might actually take this seriously
Actually, they couldn't have made an equally absurd title?
INVINCIBLE SHOVEL: "SCOOP GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"( `・ω・´)♂〓〓〓〓★(゜Д ゜ ;;
.:∴DOGOOO😱😱😱😳
Eeh not the best, but like you get my point