The Person Above You Thread!

[CyanHide]

I have aborted @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN by traveling back in time and shooting the baby with a shotgun

 

[Markgraf]

Having thwarted @CyanHide 's murderous plan by appealing to Eldritch gods to be sent back one minute further in time, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN throws a tantrum because Mommy @421cookies has been arrested, pet Kirby @NinjaKirby has run away, @JJred2 is still missing, Daddy @CyanHide has suddenly disavowed any blood relationship & is exhibiting scary tendencies, & the job of trap loli catgirl game designer creepy baby video producer is forecast to be taken over by American millennial perpetual college sophomore Instagram meme compilation reuploaders.

 

[Pika]

And @Markgraf is just eating popcorn

 

[Markgraf]

If @Pika ever has a break from arresting & interrogating @421cookies, he's welcome to bring a six pack over & join me for trainwreck watching.

 

[Pika]

The only sixpack that @Markgraf can look at is @NinjaKirby 's abs, because of how much he's running away

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika witnesses the violent shenanigans of CyanHide with @Markgraf on the weekends

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide 's remark that pink-haired lolis taste great when smothered with BBQ sauce is making bystanders walk away quickly while nervously eyeing the firearm in his hands.

Spoiler

We going into vore territory now, bois.

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf 's popcorn wasn't caramel flavoured.... It was loli blood.... @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN 's specifically

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf has awakened Dandan's vore fetish. @Pika has awakened a blood fetish.

 

[Markgraf]

Since @Pika ate more than his fair share of my uniquely seasoned popcorn & didn't bring a six pack over to boot, I'm bailing @421cookies out of jail & helping to file a false arrest charge.

Spoiler

Guess it's sayonara Dandan.

Gaah! @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN sandbags my post yet again!

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf witnessed me making bank off of a @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN bbq, though shares my disgust with how DAN enjoyed every second of it...

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The Fire...
It cleanses nothing...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Both @Markgraf and @CyanHide are having dreams about voring Dandan.

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"EAT ME UP ONII-CHAN!!!"

 

[JJred2]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN seems to be a female otiku

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I HAVE RETURNED(I died so ya theres that to)

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@JJred2 created a new subculture of otakus called otiku

 

[CyanHide]

@Aftermidnightmoon and @JJred2 share my PTSD from DAN’s shenanigans...

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What terrifies me is that I know a female “otaku”...
Prolly not the same person, but eeuugh...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

𝓞𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓾.​

𝓞𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓾 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓭 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹 𝓸𝓯 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓾𝓼 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓾𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝔁𝓲𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼. 𝓐𝓼 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓾𝓵𝓽, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶. @𝓙𝓙𝓻𝓮𝓭2 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓾𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷, 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼.​

Spoiler

If this text is lagging your device like it is mine, I'm not sorry.

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is one otiku that murders other peoples' devices by making those illicit texts

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika is so perverted that he would cum to bring killed.

*Stsbby stab stabs Pika*

 

[JJred2]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN attempt to stab @JJred2 device has fail miserably

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

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_{Come on, @JJred2... I know you love it.
Let the pink-haired loli shove a sword in your abdomen.
I know you like it when I place my moist lips next to your ear and whisper where I want to penetrate you.
I know you crave for my tiny fingers to trace the skin all over your chest, marking an X to prepare you for the stabbening.
I know that you love the cold feeling that you perceive deep within your chest when a metal blade steals all your heat away.
I like the beating of your heart that I feel through the handle. Allow me to share you that pleasure with you!
Come on let me shove this 🔪 in you.}

_{Jeez it's like 5 in the morning what am I doing}