The Person Above You Thread!

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide and @Markgraf's trap worked, Dandan got caught fluffing a @Pika body pillow while eating all the VinabombAsh™-flavoured lolipops.

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is now in loli jail for fluffing a perv's pillow and also theft, but that's not the main point

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika is the police officer and is sued for biased arresting

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is bailed out of loli jail by @421cookies only to be forced to do live performances of the Bocchi School of Laughs Wa Ha Ha song at shota boarding schools.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@NinjaKirby the kid-exorcist, @Snake153 the tsundere, and @Teddy the shotapsychiatrist all had boners when they watched Dandan the pink-haired loli in a bath robe performed.

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN was getting off of it

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika arrests Dandan once more but this time it's to get off on the smell of freshly-shampood pink loli hair.

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN gets locked in in a special room

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika didn’t realize I rigged his “special room” to blow up with over 9,000 kilotons of Nuclear powered explosives the moment the door is locked

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide doesn't realize that @Pika is a hentai protagonist of an NTR series where doors are never locked as he locked Dandan down and [REDACTED] screeches of pleasure [REDACTED] moans "Onii-chan!!! [REDACTED] but no chromo so [REDACTED].

 

[Markgraf]

Having fainted from the anxiety caused by his cleithrophobia, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN experienced a prolonged, lewd delusional dream (or maybe it was a dreamy delusion - who cares!) & has now awakened to find himself strapped into a child's booster seat at a family restaurant with his daddy, @CyanHide & his mommy, @421cookies. @Snake153 is the tsundere maid waitress standing impatiently waiting for their order.

 

[CyanHide]

@Markgraf ‘s comment makes me wonder what @JJred2 is up to...

 

[NinjaKirby]

Watching @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN couldn't give me a boner because I am also a loli

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@NinjaKirby is my family's catloli pet Kirby. NinjaKirby can suck.

Spoiler

So we went from a harem to a family RP now?

 

[421cookies]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is made to dress in drag because @CyanHide trap fetish and @421cookies wish to raise loli

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@421cookies feeds Dandan sleeping cookies because he struggles too much when playing dress-up. Pet Kirby, @NinjaKirby, sucked all the photons like a photograph and sent it to @Pika the pervert police as evidence.

Pika arrested 421cookies for child endangerment.

 

[NinjaKirby]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN was hugged by me, who decided to nya

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan appreciates pet Kirby's, @NinjaKirby's, concerns.

This was how he awakened his Kirby fetishes.

 

[CyanHide]

The above poster is Hideo Kojima, high on drugs, trying to make stuff up for “Death Stranding”...

Spoiler

i thought we established I liked tomboys....

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide does not like tomboys but instead their trap pink-haired loli daughteru that happened to be a rich game designer creating creepy baby videos. This is an incest hentai now deal with it.

Spoiler

I've changed from a yandere into a child so I will never expect consistency in here.