The Person Above You Thread!

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN easily gets jealous (# ﾟДﾟ)

 

[421cookies]

@Pika got @421Cookies as new harem member

 

[ninjadork]

@421cookies accidentally gave pika herpes.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN Heals @Pika's herpes by licking his foot but accidentally gave him foot AIDS in the process.

 

[Pika]

In return @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN received herpes too!

What are we writing?

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But that's okay because the power of @BlackGeneral and my jealousy overcome @Pika's herpes!

I don't even know anymore

 

[BlackGeneral]

"What did I do wrong?" Thought God watching @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN licking Pika's herpes.
*Pushes the "Meteors" boutton.*

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@BlackGeneral fell under @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN's spell and licked the meteors' feet to extinction

 

[ninjadork]

@Ninjadork sits in a corner drinking Guinness as he watches @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN use magic to make @BlackGeneral lick a giant meteor into nothing. The air is filled with a massive high pitched whine as BlackGeneral's tongue flickers back and forth at an RPM more commonly found on circular particle accelerators. As the meteor begins to dissolve the atmosphere ignites in a plasma bloom as BlackGeneral's tongue combines with the molten rock mist of the dissolving meteor. Somehow BlackGeneral is not immediately vaporized by this.

Ninjadork runs out of Guinness and goes looking for more.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@ninjadork gained a new skill!

Story teller​

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN casts an infatuation spell on himself and became a lecher!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika joined @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN's evil party!

 

[BlackGeneral]

One Day, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN shaved his legs, then put on them all the creams and oils that he found in his mom's closet.
Then he went to his bedroom, locked the door, closed the shutters and turned off the light.
One time in the total dark he sat on his bed, and started thinking to his beautiful classmate.
He could perfectly imagine her, after all he spent all his time watching her when he was in class.
Her long brown hair, her deep blue eyes,her thin red lips, her blue skirt, and her withe bare legs...
With this illusion in mind, he started caressing his soft legs for long minutes, imagining it was the ones of his beloved...

"So, this is how a girl's skin feels like..." Thought sadly Dandan, knowing that he will never be able to touch the real ones.
Overwhelmed by emotion, Dandan shoved his head in his pillow and cried until he fell asleep.

When he woke up he had eczema all over his legs.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN applies Anti-@BlackGeneral Spray to prevent him from spying on Dandan.

 

[Zephyrus]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN has a super long name.

 

[alexthetrex]

@Zephyrus Is a mod.

 

[Pika]

@alexthetrex is not actually a T-rex, just an overachieving stegosaurus

 

[BlackGeneral]

@Pika thoroughly studied dinosaurs by watching Kodai Ouja Kyouryuu King.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@BlackGeneral only knows one dinosaur and that is the Zerotwosaurus

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN eats the dinosaurs, that was the true reason that they went extinct