The Person Above You Thread!

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@CyanHide hates tentacles and childhood friend bromance.

 

[CyanHide]

@AfterMidnightMoon advocates for a hate group known as “Tentacle Lives Matter”

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Tomboy Bromance...

 

[Markgraf]

@CyanHide is extremely concerned after witnessing @Markgraf confronting @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN, saying,

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"Hey, Dandan, why are you paying so much attention to @JJred2 & @421cookies? You're MY childhood friend, right? Being too
friendly with others is just mean, you know? It really MAKES. ME. SAD. So sad that I think I have to staple my sadness to Dandan
or else I might just go crazy...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Markgraf later died due to mysterious events. Police were unable to find evidence despite foul play being obvious. They continued the investigation off-campus where the murder had happened.

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Oh sweet Markgraf, you stepped a bit TOO FARHEHEHE. If only those EYES could see MY LOVE FOR @CYANHIDE I WOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THEM KYAHAHAHA. Oh and don't worry about your SWEET LITTLE LOLI SISTER, I'm sure that, as the Lawful Good Eldritch God, @AFTERMIDNIGHTMOON won't mind USING HER APHRODISIAC-LIKE POWERS TO MAKE ALL THE SUSPECTS TALK MUAHAHA!! And ALSO search through your internet history teehee :3

As fellow lolis, @421cookies and I befriended @AfterMidnightMoon beforehand.

 

[Pika]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN might be the osananajimi, but in reality he's plotting to kill all the lolis

 

[421cookies]

@Pika might be a pervert but she know that she must protecc the loli.

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Please save me from this psycho onee-chan!

 

[Pika]

@421cookies comes to my side, but little does this loli know that Pika will PROTECC her in many ways than one

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

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iF yOu ApPrOaCh @CyAnHiDe I wIlL lIcK yOuR oVaRiEs HAHAHA

@Pika just yuriraped @421cookies to please @CyanHide

 

[JJred2]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN has a hidden fetish of M

 

[CyanHide]

@JJred2 and I have military clearance, and if still willing, will attempt to restore reality through brute force and 20 gauge “salt shaker” rounds.

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You may be an eldritch, godly abomination, but that doesn’t mean you’re holy. I bet this number’ll make you feel quite “salty”...

 

[Pika]

@CyanHide got his eyes salt shakered

 

[JJred2]

@Pika seems to be shaken ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[CyanHide]

@JJred2 was ignorant of the fact that not only have I gone blind from a shotgun shell full of salt, but that it also puts us at the mercy of @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN

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Sorry buddy, try praying to the murder/k/ube for a blessing

 

[JJred2]

@Cyanhide has scared @JJred for life and now cowers in fear of @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

It was revealed that @JJred is @JJred2's father and is taking @Markgraf's place as the puny, little, weaker yandere so now I have ONE MORE TARGET @CyanHide's harem has just sprouted once more.

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How in the world did this turn into a pseudo-roleplay with a semi-consistent plot about Eldritch Gods participating in a high school romcom harem isekai(?)

 

[JJred2]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN seems to enjoy torturing people with fear

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I dont know Im just rolling with it

 

[Markgraf]

@JJred2 is replying faster than I can type my brilliant post about @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN asking silly questions again instead of listening to what the Eldritch Gods whisper into his ear at night after he finishes calming himself.

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Once you go off the rails, you never can go back.

 

[JJred2]

@Markgraf seems to injoy this type of play makes you wonder what other play they injoy

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true sanity is hidden insanity

 

[Pika]

@JJred2 enjoys these plays so much he enjoys it in other ways

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika is not the Pokémon youngster Joey was looking for...