The Person Above You Thread!

[JJred2]

@Cyanhide makes @JJred(aka @JJred2) wonder why he ever joined this thread in the first place

 

[CyanHide]

@JJred2

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has yet to learn to appreciate the randomness and ultimately meaningless entertainment provided from forums and the internet as a whole, anonymous or not.

 

[Pika]

Whilst being random, @CyanHide is actually a philosopher that spams Avada Kadavra on anybody he doesn't like

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika have just accidentally told a Forbidden Curse of the Chaotic Evil Eldritch God to @CyanHide and now Change have a weapon.

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I'll be seeing you in my woohoo dungeon tonight for RUINING MY FUN.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN plans to indoctrinate @Pika with his Cthulian ideologies inside his woohoo dungeon (while bound in

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sexually harassing

tentacles).

 

[Markgraf]

@AfterMidnightMoon wants in on that tentacle action.

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf didn't like the dungeon

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika snuck a peak at @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ‘s true form...

He lost 50 points of sanity

 

[JJred2]

@CyanHide has clinical depresion and attemted suicide(thanks alot@DANDAN_THEDANDAN you alomst killed someone)

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan hired @Teddy as a psychiatrist to speak to @CyanHide and convince them not to do it

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I swear IF YOU FAIL I WILL HAVE YOUR BRAINS ON MY PLATE

 

[Markgraf]

Horrified by the shocking trauma experienced by @CyanHide, @JJred2 went to volunteer at the local suicide hotline, but wound up in @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN 's woohoo dungeon by mistake.

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This dungeon is seeing more action than the girls' room at an onsen during a high school trip to Kyoto.

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Just improvised 'the person above me +1' because SOMEBODY sandbagged me (looking at you Dandan.)

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan also hired @NinjaKirby as an excorcist to incinerate @Markgraf's soul who is trying to possess a sleeping body.

@Pika is supposed to be @JJred2's caller but since JJ's not mentally stable and could not answer, @Pika jumps over the bridge because of insanity.

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I didn't expect a reply so soon so I removed my edit and put it in a new post

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN 's bank account has a zero balance & his credit rating has tanked because of his latest hiring spree added to the excessive overhead consumed by the woohoo dungeon.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@CyanHide went into a coma after attempting suicide by diabetes after reading too many wholesome mangos.

Dandan decides to be a part-time nurse loli
at @Markgraf's father's hospital - nursing Cyan while watching very intensely.

@Teddy hired a bodyguard.

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ran home to the woohoo dungeon in tears after my old man subjected him to repeated injections. 😲

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan got knocked out because the injections were actually sleeping medicine.

@Markgraf's father got sued for child endangerment the very next day.

 

[Teddy]

What in the nine divines happed last night!!! Ofcourse I'm hiring a bodyguard against @everyoneinthisthread!! Randomly tagged

 

[Markgraf]

Due to raging paranoia, @Teddy has joined @Pika & @CyanHide in the psychiatric ward.

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf thinks he's our psychiatrist, but he's actually also a delusional patient

 

[CyanHide]

@Pika witnesses a miracle: I woke up from my coma and found a cache of Soviet armaments...

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Only time will tell if we have the strength to defeat DANDAN (apologies to @Teddy , who worships heathen gods and yet is still traumatized)