the emperor is an actual hoe. 21st century radioactive trash.
ML: babe, i promise not to be a thot.
FL: okay
ML: babe meet the 13th woman i impregnated and the 32nd woman i fucked.
FL: ...okay :')
like honestly what a grimy bastard. and he really got the nerve to say:
i know you’re mad, so let me meet my 16th women with you. i already met her 9 months ago and last night anyways. btw, lemme sleep in yo bed mami. i love it when you talk dirty to me. when you call me brother wei, it makes me want to create an 11th half brother for my 10 other children, 9 of which aren’t yours.
*tik tok growl*