The Ride-On King - Vol. 4 Ch. 20.5 - The Girls and the Elven Sh*tcret

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So in exchange for forgoing shits, you have to dig out anal beads annually

Elves are truly lewd creatures
 
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been a while since i have seen something so dedicated to just talking about shit.
 
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This reminds me of that South Park episode "It Hits The Fan".
 
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Holy shitting pope innawoods a lore about shitting elves

Also the exchange:
>Elves don't shit
>Bullshit
 
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Monkey D Luffy approves of this world building, he has been asking about this stuff for years!
 
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Betwwen Elf pearl (shit) and the King's dick length being used as a measurement, nippon sure like their weird world building lol
 
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oh fuck, I wonder if we will ever get a page or so of what went down when humans found out what elven pearls were/are. If we can't have magic, I would at least like that convert your shit to energy and shit out a clean dry nugget so long as its diameter is <1 inch because you butt hole does tighten with less use and it will hurt to pass if you can. Wouldn't want elven pearls building up in your colon
 

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