To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pineapple on pizza. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the human's taste glands most of the flavors will go over a typical pizza eater's taste buds. The combination of sweet tartness and the sublime saltiness are deftly woven into each bite-drawing heavily from great culinary minds, like Gordon Ramsey and Guy Fieri for instance. The pineapple on pizza lovers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this taste, to realise that it's not just delicious- it say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike pineapple in pizza truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the tanginess of pineapple and the science behind, which itself is an accomplishment. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as they reel in disgust of pineapple on pizza. What fools... how I pity them. 😔