Tonari no Ninja - Oneshot

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What do ninjas even have to do with this manga? I'm so confused.
 
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Allow me to translate this one correctly:

<pg1>
[] Azumi Kirigakure sits next to me
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[] No matter how you see it, she's gay
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[] However, she doesn't act like one around me
() yuri...
- Fuka-chan, wanna play with me today?
() As gay as ever huh?
- Ah... yeah, sure
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- Ah!
- That's famous... Isn't it love eggs?!
. love eggs... a yuri powerful device
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- No, it's just marble balls
-- Ah, is that so...

<pg2>
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- First of all, I'm a normal high school girl, I'm not going to use love eggs.
- I'm not a yuri
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- Fair enough
() I don't think she's going to reveal it though
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() Well, at least, I think it's better than watching her performs the legendary 69 move around the school or something...
-- I can't take it anymore...
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- B.. But is that true? What are you, a real yuri?
- Ehh? There's no way it's a...
- Fuka-chan, are you that horny?
[] Darn, don't tell me that.

<pg3>
- But if yuries existed
- It would be pretty damn hot!
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- Yes... well, yes
- Yuries are always happy goes lucky.
- I think it's a stereotype of pure innocent beauty... yep
() Busted!
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- Then, let's say, if a friend of yours was yuri
- Could you still be her friend?
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- Of... of course not

<pg4>
- Better, if my friend was a real yuri
- I would marry her now!
- Re- really?!
- Yep!
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- But hey, there are no yuries IRL.
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() You had a change to be honest
-- Darn, you have a job, one job
- It's in manga, you know?
-- Yuries these day, LOL
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